Apologies again for the late drop, Dungeoneers. This one goes out to the original Beast: Angus.

Closing out Cape-ril in the Film Dungeon, Maya and Ian are mostly here for the special effects in 1991's The Guyver. Find out how Mark Hamill captured the essence of Kafka, why Mark Hamill will always be Luke Skywalker, and never mind who stars in this movie, Mark Hamill is here!

Sorry for the late drop, Dungeoneers. Angus was going through some health problems.

To start out Cape-ril we've got the babe-a-licious Casablanca adaptation: Barb Wire. Come for Humphrey Bogart nipples, stay for Pam Anderson's hair. Tune in and find out the answer to the most important question in Hollywood: if you look this good, does it matter how you act?

It's our unluckiest episode yet and the end of March Madness here at the Film Dungeon. This week, we dive into the movie that is sort of a Color Out of Space adaptation and definitely killing Boris Karloff: Die, Monster, Die!

Come hang out with us as Maya falls down a Wikipedia hole about the least likable man in Hollywood, Ian watches the last Lovecraft adaptation he hasn't seen, and we both obsess over the last great gothic hag: Letitia Witley.

Also featuring: Maya's husband, Billy! Because if you can't make your husband guest on your podcast, you're not trying hard enough!

It's MADNESS, March Madness here at the Film Dungeon. Ian and Maya are back with Lovecraft month and kicking open a door to another dimension with 1991's HBO TV movie: Cast A Deadly Spell. Find out what happens when you order your Gremlins on Temu, which movie monster has the sassiest hips, and who in the LAPD has the most punchable face.

Sorry for the late drop, Dungeoneers, but this one was a monster! We've got two straight hours of horror at what Gary Oldman is doing in 2002's hate crime: Tiptoes. We welcome on two new guests, Evan and Zoe, and ask them why they made us watch this. WHY???

Tune in for very little plot! Gary Oldman's spider arms! And Ian's deep-seated white-hot hatred for the aughts!

It's February which means it's Bad Romance month here at the Film Dungeon! We're kicking things off with another truly awful erotic thriller, this time courtesy of Madonna. Tune in to find out whether or not Willem Dafoe is hot enough for this, if there's such a thing as gaydar for kink, and how they somehow got multiple Oscar nominees to debate whether Madonna was too sexy for her shirt (spoilers: she was).

Is it a mood piece? Is it working out generational trauma? Is it British? The answer to at least one of those is yes in the final episode of our 2026 New Year's extravaganza! This week, Maya and Ian crash headlong into 1987's Bloody New Year and sink it. Tune in to find out why everyone wants to sleep with Rick, whether the main characters really deserved to be murdered by carnies, and whether this movie is secretly the conclusion to Lost. See you on The Island, Dungeoneers!

It's the first Film Dungeon of 2026! Our second New Year's movie, but ignore that. The last one was clearly for Christmas. This week, we're starting off with a bang and our first guest, Cara! We discuss the mailed-in Rankin/Bass animated special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year. Tune in to find out why Humpty Dumpty is a judgmental b•tch, whether it's wrong to kill a baby if it's going to lead to your death, and what happens to your Christmas-themed company after you've completely run out of songs.