Case Number: 0010

Incident Type: Public Indecency / Summertime fun / Heat-Related Poor Decisions: On the hottest day of the year, a resident reports adult activity in the parking lot. Management investigates. The situation escalates. The upholstery did not deserve this.

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Case Number: 0009

Incident Type: Unauthorized Exotic Animal / Emergency Water Leak / Lease Violation

Maintenance responds to water leak and finds the source is a live alligator occupying a third-floor bathtub. The resident insists it’s temporary. The lease disagrees.

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Case Number: 0008

Incident Type: Pattern of Maintenance Failures / Habitability Concerns

Residents report the same cycle: broken locks, no hot water, infestations, break-ins, dead animals, and mysterious smells.
The twist? For once… the residents are not the chaotic ones.
The building is.

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Case Number: 0007
Incident Type: Kitchen Grease Fire / Unattended Cooking / Livestream Recklessness

A “mindful meal” creator leaves hot oil on high while filming affirmations.
The pan flashes, alarms erupt, and his first instinct is to turn the fire department into collab content.

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Case Number: 0006
Incident Type: Suspicious Biological Material / Health Hazard / Refusal to Disclose

A metallic-smell complaint leads management to a freezer full of red containers labeled “Do Not Thaw.”
No explanation is offered. No one asks twice.

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Case Number: 0005
Incident Type: Unauthorized Gathering / Noise Disturbance / Parking Garage Trespass

At 2:12 a.m., a parking garage becomes a ritual dance floor. A leaderless crowd in coordinated headbands moves in total sync, insisting they’re not a disturbance — they’re becoming content.

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Case Number: 0004
Incident Type: Noise Complaint / Amateur Ritualism.

A “resonance circle” is caught chanting off-key mantras at 1:47 a.m. They claim it’s meditation. Neighbors claim it’s demonic. Management just wants to go home.

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Case Number: 0003
Incident Type: Suspicious Activity / Trespass. Scratching above the ceiling turns out to be...NOT raccoons and invisible to rent.

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