Cj joins us to drop some serious hometown lore, we rag on Meredith and defend Brittany (shockingly), and dive into all the stress that comes along with starting a new job.

Justice for Ron Funches!! We rip on the most annoying of the Traitors cast members, defend Ron, dissect Heather Gay's claims about Captain Jason, praise Bronwyn, and have a laugh. Hope yall join us

We bash Michael Rappaport because how could we not?? Same goes for Colton, again. We talk strategy for Traitors, Timothee Chalamet's globe win, Nikki Glazer, and of course Mary gushes more over Heated Rivalry.

Mary has HR coursing through her veins, and Alyssa hates Tom Brady.

Audio quality: poor. Vibes: amazing. We're live from Mary's basement!

We honor Rob Reiner and shit on Trump

Was QT high when he said Paul Dano is weak???? We're gonna kick his ass. We roast Demi, complain about health insurance, guess what we'd be like pregnant, and share date gossip.

Mary shares her skin care routine, we learn about Miranda rights, what really happened to Captain Phillips, and Demi's assault accusations on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.