On this week’s Crazy Sheet – Week 13 episode, we’re stuffing the playoff chaos into one last regular-season weekend before the turducken coma kicks in.

We’ve got Tennessee rolling into The Swamp to visit Florida in a night game that feels like equal parts rivalry and therapy session. Missouri heads to Oklahoma trying to convince the committee they’re more than just “that team that ruined your parlay,” while USC @ Oregon looks like a track meet disguised as a football game.

We’ll talk through Rutgers being a 4-touchdown+ chew toy for Ohio State, Samford picking up a check in College Station, and whether Arkansas @ Texas is a football game or just a three-hour message board argument with pads on. Then it’s BYU @ Cincinnati, Tennessee @ Florida, and a little late-night Washington @ UCLA for those of you who hate your sleep schedule.

We’ll break down the new CFP Top 5, who’s truly alive, who’s CFP-bubble toast, and which coaches are about to have some very awkward December meetings. Plus: best bets, live-dog hunting, and our weekly segment, “This Line Can’t Be Right… Right?”

Hit play, grab a drink, and let week 13 wash over you.

Hawaii Over 64.5
Hawaii +3
Rutgers +31.5
Temple +8.5
BYU -2.5
Florida + 4
JMU -13.5
Maryland +14
UNC +7
Coastal +24.5
Oklahoma -7.5
Utah -17.5
Arizona -7
North Texas -17.5
Iowa -16.5
Utah State +3