'Sixty seconds? It takes almost sixty seconds to say your name!' 'Oh... very droll. Very droll indeed.'

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'.... rriiiiing ... rriiiing' 'Ahoy — Ahoy!' 'Who on earth answers their phone like that?' 'It's my new way of answering the phone.' 'Okay, that’s it — you’ve really gone bananas now.’ 'Ahoy-me-hearty — Ahoy!' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

'Oh, yes... the halcyon days were the best days.' 'I agree, but they wouldn't have been anything without the kingfishers.' 'Kingfishers?' _ © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. No individual or entity may clone, reproduce, or record any sound imitating the voice of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson without his express consent or that of his authorised representatives. This includes all methods, such as AI technology and human imitation. Violations will result in legal action and the pursuit of financial compensation.

Magnanimous... 'to be... or not to be?'

‘How could you say it was fortuitous that he broke his finger? What a thing to say – that's hardly good luck!’ ‘Exactly... that's what I said.’ ‘No, you said it was fortuitous!’ ‘Yes, that's right, I ... Oh, have a listen to the episode. You'll see what I mean.’ _

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Deipnosophist ... and the story of how today's word became today's word!

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And now for something new ... Words in Action

A small addition to the usual proceedings of Enlarge Your Vocabulary.

For some time now we have been collecting curious words, old words, neglected words… words refusing to settle quietly into comfortable retirement. But words, it seems, were never designed to spend their lives standing stiffly inside dictionaries.

So each episode of Words in Action introduces four interesting words, offers a brief acquaintance… and then places them into a short mystery in the style of old-time radio.

Their task? To reveal themselves in motive… atmosphere… conversation… or character.

Listen carefully. The meanings are known.

The mystery— that part is yours to solve!

Be sure to check back from time to time— for our next cast of four have already been selected, contracted, assembled, and duly commissioned to perform inside the next enthralling episode of Words in Action!

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