This week, the family recaps Christmas on the coast with a holiday trip to Trinidad (not Tobago, we promise). Think stunning ocean views, unexpected power outages, and Matthew delivering bathroom stories absolutely no one asked for but everyone somehow needed.

Anthony kicks things up a notch by terrorizing the family with a doll he found (because why not), while the house itself starts giving serious Winchester Mystery House… with a view energy. Naturally, chaos ensues.

We dive into what might be the most viral reel of 2025 and unpack our thoughts, which somehow leads us into a deeper conversation about monogamy, the animal kingdom, and what we really think makes relationships last. From societal pressure to personal insight, the table gets surprisingly reflective — before swerving again, obviously.

The family also talks about language and how some conservative, homophobic folks latch onto words like “transnational” and immediately jump to the wrong conclusions. Words matter, context matters, and yes, we have thoughts.

Anthony shares some joyful holiday news with the birth of a new animal, and then we answer a listener question that instantly sends us into laughter: What would your drag queen name be? Let’s just say creativity is high, dignity is low, and even ChatGPT (hello, Miles 👀) jumps in with opinions that make it all even funnier.

We wrap things up debating whether friends can overstay their welcome. Open-door policy… or hard boundaries? Is it okay if they’re laying in your bed and eating all your food? Opinions vary. And finally, Mom shares what may be the most embarrassing moment of her life — one that customer service reps everywhere might want to add to their training manuals.

It’s holiday chaos, unexpected depth, and laughs. You’ll want to hear this one.