First episode description that isn’t cockney coded. Thank you to everyone who supported our show and the Revs this season. We had an absolute blast and can’t wait to bring you even more next year. GO REVS!!

P.S. In this one, we break down MLS Cup and look ahead to the Revs’ 2026 campaign. Enjoy!

They’ve gone and flipped the whole bleedin’ calendar, ain’t they? The Dry Powder lads are back again, gathering round to gab about the breakin’ news!

We’ve gone an’ hired ourselves a new gaffer, ain’t we! The lads are all round the mics havin’ a proper chinwag about it!

Right, listen up... we bleedin’ recorded this before the coach news, didn’t we? Typical. Ah well, here’s a little playoff rundown for now, and we’ll gab about the new Revs gaffer next week. Lovely jubbly. Enjoy, yeah?

We ain't in the bleedin’ playoffs, are we? Guess we gotta chinwag about the other lot then, innit? Even so... Blimey, it’s good to be back!!

Dor might actually be a proper bleeding diamond in the rough, eh? Time fer all the early chinwag reactions, an’ don’t forget keepin’ a bit o’ dry powder in the back pocket!

Oi oi, tha lads are mathematically eliminated, innit? That means school’s out early and it's time for report cards. Honest, the Krafts oughta hire us to run the bleedin’ team (don't worry, we’d split the wages three ways)

OI OI! EMERGENCY EPISODE! CALEB PORTER’S BEEN GIVEN THE BOOT! THE LADS ‘AV A CHAT ABOUT IT!