The Notes: Tuesday morning in the mind palace! No-neck, swole giraffe! A being built in defiance of it's own existence! Nelson vs Dr. Moreau! Little bit of fish in 'em! Nelson will fight anyone who says Blue Oyster Cult's Godzilla isn't poetry! Will has a lot of side projects! Future Will has a special lady and a leather vest! Leather vests on hefty men! See us live! Get your chocolate in each other's blueberry! Aggro dog is being aggro! Neighborhood dog conversations! Don't come around Will's house with a meat bag! Mind your meat bags! Fried okra is all thumbs up! Will endangers a local marriage through fantasy football! Will likes validation! Upcoming events! Nelson accidentally makes the existence of the no-neck, swole giraffe more possible, in defiance of god's laws and preferences! The House of Saud are gonna be all over no-neck, swole giraffes, and only Nelson is to blame! Ollie is rocking a 90's Buschemi! Rest in Power Nelson's Mom!

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The Notes: Live 575! Disney World is the Vatican City of America! The Mouse is a fortress! Mouse gonna get paid! British road trips! Bandits of the M1! The horsemanship of English banditry! Bandits v highwaymen v raiders! The ubiquity of lead pipes in alleys! Lead Pipe Claus! Were we just talking about chickens? Night Glizzy, and their debut album Glizzies 'round Midnight! Moxie is key for all 90's rappers! Will's Christopher Walken sounds like Woody Allen's Jerry Lewis! Will plays the game, he's in it to win it! Will's gonna get his nut, at 7:30am or 7:30pm! Night Glizzy Man! Lawrence Teen Report! Night Glizzy Man's top 3 powers! Everybody used to know how much a stone weighs! Back in history, they were moving stones 3 times a day!

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The Notes: Which one of us is the Haley Joel Osment here!? Nelson doesn't eat energon, he's a human man! Open up your storm doors! Nelson is not Robert Kardashian! Can you overdose on laudanum! Olde timey stick doctors! CSI: Belgian Congo! Speaking of the crimes happening! TV Corner! Will watched A Killer Story! Topeka crime! Featuring Will's uncle! Lanterns is the best! Will is fabricating evidence! Ass-riding camp! Live 575 on Nov 7 at Uplift probably! Don't let your storm doors rattle! When making laudanum, measure twice, cut once! Laudanum chef!

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The Notes: Fantasy misery! Boromir is on the IR! Not that kind of fantasy, Spicy Beef Gaus! The Crunchy, the Creamy, and the Metal! Punk rock casts a wide and sometimes off-putting net! Angsty vs incel! Between Christ and the internet! Open your secrets wider! Wrap it up when you're time traveling, bro! Preconceived podcast notions! We're probably doing a live 575! Stefan (and Nicki(sp?)) are doing a 66 (nice)! British people are beloved by the local populace! British actors and the varied degrees of British appreciation! A detective on the edge! The collective artistic output of humankind! Dick-tracing predates dogs! Dick Tracy's racially problematic friends! Dick Tracy cartoon porn! [editor's note: I was mistaken, the Mexican Dick Tracy sidekick, Go-Go Gomez, did in fact move fast, rendering his comparison to Speedy Gonzalez at a full 1-to-1]

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The Notes: (5)69 dudes! Thomas the Tank Engine can party! Kool-Aid Man has a cocaine problem! Twinkie the Kid was a sicario! Stefan is stateside! Stefan knows a good burger! Blackpool is all druids and coke! Will is mushroom-curious! Puttin' rocks in places! You gotta work up to a Stonehenge! Time travelers are not a monolith! The venn diagram of time travelers and public masturbators! Glovey needs some of that nose helper!

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We're together, in person! Two weeks in a row! The Notes: Remembrances of DecaDeuces past! Sorry for exporting VR porn to Iceland, Bjork (or you're welcome?)! The Hotdogs of Iceland! The fabled Iceland hotdog sauce! Finland has a special sauce for their meat pies aka burger tacos! Will is a Finnish meat pie addict! Will doesn't live in Finland or his meat pie problem would soon become a meat pie problem for everyone! Che Guevara isn't known for pooping on desks! Nelson's Top 3 Coup Tips! Water consiglieri vs water boss! Russian nesting doll of coups! Nouns can verb if they want to, they can leave their friends behind! Three's Company represents the totality of all French farce that preceded it, as well as all that followed after! The Rolling Stones are the Beatles who fuck! AI is calculators who fuck! AI has genitals for pleasure instead of procreation, which is why God hates it! This era of AI slop is casting a bit of a pall on my burgeoning robot revolution!

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The Notes: It's a rare political episode as we have special guest Lauren Reinhold here, the democratic candidate for the Big 1st Kansas Congressional district! Will & Nelson's political experience is lacking! Nelson needs a captain's hat! Lauren is yet another government worker capriciously fired by the goony sociopaths of doge, but this time their mistake is our benefit! Balancing between being nice and being honest! The common denominator of our economic realities makes for common ground in spite of party! Pineapple will still be legal if she wins, but coconut is right out! Coconut is a nut! Cat Corner! People want big money out of politics, but campaigns need money: so please donate if you can to politicians whose views you agree with! Travel costs a lot when a district is this spread out! Donation limits for those living off the grid! Nelson's unfortunate sticker business! Lauren's upcoming events: Meet and Greet Fundraiser in Lawrence on Friday September 25th at Repetition Coffee from 6pm to 8pm! Then an 8 town listening tour in western Kansas in October! She's a rare Kansas politician: an actual resident who stays to talk during appearances Find out more information and make a donation at:

www.laurenforkansas.com! For the love of god make Kansas blue! Lavender at least! Vote for Lauren and all the Kansas Democratic candidates!

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Terribly sorry for all the delays! Blame our support for labor, Nelson's devastated back, and The Niño! But, better late than never! The Notes: Zoom phone! Power Cord Deuce! Next week our political interview series continues with an episode guest-starring Lauren Reinhold, candidate for Congress in Kansas's first district! As for today: our society has whetstone problems and Nelson has whetstone solutions! Oil science! Will got busy in a Jiffy Lube bathroom! It all comes back to jetpacks! Balcony culture! The terrible secret that fire departments don't want you to know about! Big fire vs big jetpack! You gotta come correct to our moms! Where's the oil gonna go!? Nelson is noodling it! We will help bring you a future of equality and whetstones!

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