The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50 machine guns, don't call me! It's 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny!

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The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it's not herpes! What we're watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn't suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)!

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The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You're under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson's clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson's unicorn horn falls, so do we all!

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New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter's grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don't know where you're gonna end up, but you do know it'll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump, but with buses. We get into it, just listen. As for what sparse, gasping attempts at notes we did collect, here you go: Nelson's old cat is yelling! Raymond Carver pulls a double-reverse TS Eliot! Literary cat fiction! No skips, all bangers! Chekov's gun vs Nabokov's cat! Bus tangent! This bus is prison rules! Don't be the most edible one in the room, kids! Alpha dog 2026! The D&D of bus buddies past! Just sticking it in!

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The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn't be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson's seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It's a real Time Cop meets Harry and the Hendersons situation! Time travelers and the people in the past they've come to save/kill/impregnate, etc. need to realize the situation requires a lot of give and take (and I don't just mean the impregnating *wink*)! No French-Canadians in a dystopia! Happy New Year!

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So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she's worth the wait! We're here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we're ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will's the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi yes to the aesthetics! Printers 2: Judgement Day! Nelson knows when an old gray mare ain't what she used to be! It's a metaphor for everything, but in a printing way! Nelson is canonically pro-robot, but these killer printers have him buggin'! Ghost guns and wobble legs are a deadly combo! That's how they Clockwork Orange these printers into Terminators! How to embarrass a printer! Shaq's gonna get those nuclear codes! Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Nelson finally reveals his long history with Shaq! I was like what Harry Potter does for his sport, but with basketball, and with a knife! The Big Continuous! Horse and Wine! A lot of people confuse Shaq and Ed Parker, aka White Shaq! Ding ding ding, bonus points! Christmas Lightning Round! Chimney magic is just chimney science we don't understand yet! Have you ever heard of sharks, bro!? #SantaScience!

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The Notes: Will's musical endeavors have evolved yet again! "We like this one," say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70's technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit! Sports Corner! Are you ready for some football (talk)!? Barring executive level bribery, Will's team has been eliminated! Less knees, mo problems! Get yourself one of those white lady knees! Will is gonna forget about you, Simple Minds! Is it really kidnapping if you only take them out for ice cream!? One score games? Tired. Twilight squeakers? Inspired! Why do you hate women, Stephanie Meyer!? Two lawyers enter, one lawyer leaves!

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527: Quarter-Kravitzing

The Notes: We're here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will's hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard's office had a high-back chair. Legs go in front of the chair, not over the top, William! Jaunty but sexual! Droids vs sexbots, sexual-style! Men would fuck it! Ladies love that Santa ass! It was only a Quarter-Kravitz, your honor! Quarter-Kravitz vs The Full Kravitz! Bit too drafty this winter's eve for any kind of Kravitz! Potential reasons for the handful of times Santa has definitely had his dick out in somebody else's home that don't involve your mommy! Milk Stains are Santa's nightmare! OG cartoons that were phoning it in!

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