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Shall we compare all nine of you to a dope ass queen?

With flowing locks enviable by every babe of the eighties-nineteen.

We're as stoked for this week as a Tiger Beat held by a tween,

Because we love ya so much, it makes us try to rhyme like George Gershween....

Ok that was a stretch, but hey we tried! Per usual, we're trying something new this week and going in on poetry! Pam & Sarah are woefully unprepared, and Joe is ready to laugh at them along with all of you. Let's dive in for some of the worst poetry you've ever heard, followed by rhyme battles and an epic improv finale.

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They say that “a Garden is a duet between a human being and Mother Nature.” We say that’s a pair we’d follow on Spotify. This week’s episode goes out to all you gorgeous green thumbs out there. Pam & Sarah try to figure out whether they’re gardening goddesses or plant pariahs before jumping into two fertile, fertile games. The first: “Pitch It or Ditch It” where the two take turns pitching their best evergreen ideas as Joe plays Shark Tank. Then, they’re bringing their best crops of internet gardening disasters, with a twist in “Craigslist or Catfish: Garden Edition”. Grab your wheelbarrows and stinkiest fertilizer — we’re digging into some laughs this week!

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Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown

Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan

Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center

Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown

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