Trump is secretly shipping 1,100 Afghan refugees to the Congo. His DOJ just indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center. Trump extends the Hezbollah-Israel ceasefire and claims he can make a deal with Iran "immediately," while the Pentagon reveals the U.S. has burned through nearly half its precision missiles, THAADs, Patriots, and Tomahawks. Lebanon and Israel hold direct talks in Washington; Hezbollah says they won't honor any agreement. David also covers: • The world's largest condom maker raising prices 30% because of the Iran war ("I call five billion condoms a good weekend") • UK bans smoking for anyone born after 2009 • RFK Jr. blocking a CDC study showing COVID vaccines cut ER visits in half • The full Afghanistan betrayal: interpreters who risked everything for America now being shipped to the Democratic Republic of Congo by Trump • Southern Poverty Law Center indicted by Trump's DOJ right after they labeled Turning Point USA a far-right extremist group tied to hate groups • Trump reading the Old Testament in the Oval Office (not the Jesus parts) • Pete Hegseth's Pentagon purge, Hung Cao's Christian nationalist comments, Kash Patel's drinking scandals, and Lindsey Graham's alleged drinking problem • MAGA's "heritage American" obsession vs. Kash Patel, Vivek Ramaswamy, and Usha Vance's birthright citizenship • 2026 midterm outlook: Congress at 10% approval, massive gerrymandering wars in Virginia, California, Texas, and a looming Supreme Court Voting Rights Act case Dark humor, zero filter, three hours of unvarnished truth. Subscribe, like, and drop a comment: What story pissed you off the most this week?

Trump extends the Iran ceasefire. Iran immediately says no. The Strait of Hormuz stays closed. TACO Tuesday is back — because Trump Always Chickens Out.

There is no military solution to the Strait of Hormuz. There never was. There is no path to Iranian surrender. There is only the path Trump refuses to take: diplomacy. One man is responsible for this catastrophe.

*In this episode:*

• Trump extends ceasefire — Iran rejects it immediately

• Why the Strait of Hormuz will not open

• Netanyahu's real war: destroying Hezbollah in Lebanon

• Trump's peace envoys who never left the US

• What Trump said to grieving military families

• The War Powers Act fight in Congress

• Iran's uranium program — what's actually true

• Why there is no military solution

*Key figures:* Donald Trump · Benjamin Netanyahu · Pete Hegseth · JD Vance · Steve Witkoff · Jared Kushner · Rand Paul · Thomas Massie · Tucker Carlson · Pakistan PM Shabbaz Sharif · Iran's Parliament

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Trump's self-inflicted Iran nightmare won't end as the Strait of Hormuz stays shut, gas prices explode to $6–$7 a gallon, and the world economy heads for stagflation. With just 72 hours left before the ceasefire expires, Trump flip-flops on peace talks in Islamabad (JD Vance is going… he's not… he is… he isn't for "security reasons"), threatens war crimes, and realizes he's a cornered rat who can't reopen Hormuz no matter how many $1 trillion bombs he buys. Plus: • Lindsey Graham's unhinged call to send American troops to die on Kharg Island ("We did Iwo Jima!") • Texas Rep. Pat Fallon's toupee and his "boots on the ground" fantasy • The kill-box geography lesson proving why the U.S. Navy is powerless against Iran's asymmetrical warfare • The White House drunk tank: Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel's latest paranoid meltdown, and FBI lie-detector drama It's all here—Trump's chaos, your higher gas bill, and the global chokehold that could cause a recession, hunger for 45 million people, and Europe running out of jet fuel by June. Live Sundays, Tuesdays & Thursdays at 6:05 PM ET. Subscribe, hit the bell, and support the show so we can keep unspooling these lies faster than Trump can tell them.