Paul comes in hot with a brutal hypothetical: if you had to put your car on Tottenham every week, which fixtures would you actually risk it on? From there it spirals into a genuinely chaotic relegation reality check as Spurs and West Ham get “win-mapped” game by game, and the North London Derby becomes less about bragging rights and more about survival.

Then it’s Arsenal’s title momentum versus the media’s mood swings, plus a proper look at City’s new-look directness and why a calm defender can change everything. Finally, the episode detonates into a Chelsea rant for the ages: the “project”, the spending, the long contracts, the red cards, and Paul reaching the unthinkable point of questioning Cole Palmer.

To finish: who replaces Spurs in the Big Six if they fall, a Mount Rushmore debate for Premier League clubs, and a ridiculous James Milner stat that turns into the perfect sign-off.

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No Premier League this week, so the boys go straight for the throat with an FA Cup reality check: do fans and media get way too carried away in the early rounds, or is a win a win no matter who’s in front of you?

From Arsenal’s 4-0 over Wigan and the “Madueke is better than Salah” takes, to the bigger debate around form, reputation, and whether some stars are genuinely undroppable. Is Saka having an underwhelming season, and does he actually keep his spot on name alone? Paul thinks he’s protected by the English media, Dave reckons that’s exactly the problem.

Then it gets properly messy: Newcastle vs Villa becomes the case study for life without VAR, the lads argue what VAR should actually be used for, and Paul unloads on Howard Webb. To finish, Tottenham’s situation turns from banter to genuine relegation anxiety, with Igor Tudor parachuting in and Spurs fans dreaming of Poch, De Zerbi, Redknapp… or even Tim Sherwood.

FA Cup elitism, undroppable superstars, VAR chaos, and Spurs on the brink. Business as usual.

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This week, Adam drops a bombshell: it’s time to take Dave and Paul Talk Football out of the studio and into the wild, with a proper sit-down setup for live supporter debates, raw hot takes, and on-camera chaos.

Then the boys get stuck into the football: City complete a rare league double over Liverpool, and the Liverpool post-mortem turns brutal, from “no leaders” to bench problems and Slot taking heat. Newcastle cop it too, with Paul arguing English managers get protected, while Dave says trophies still buy time.

There’s also a VAR rant (NRL-style clarity, please), Arsenal title nerves (is City really “clutch” anymore?), and a rapid-fire player segment featuring Romero, Tonali, Zubimendi, Milner’s appearance record chase, and the Harvey Elliott loan clause drama.

And just when it couldn’t get more unhinged: breaking news lands mid-episode… Spurs sack Thomas Frank.

Expect big takes, bigger arguments, and the debut of the “Press Conference From Hell” questions to finish it off.

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Adam turns up with a “peace offering” for the lads… a bag of fruit each. It lasts about 30 seconds before Dave threatens to start throwing produce.

From there, it’s classic chaos: Dave’s not-quite-an-apology voice note to Paul, Chelsea’s “humble pie” problem, and the internet committing crimes by putting Declan Rice in a greatest free-kick-takers lineup ahead of actual legends.

Then it gets properly spicy: are Arsenal top because they’re elite, or just the best of a bad bunch? Does it matter how you win, or is winning all that counts? The boys go deep on set pieces, “spectacle vs results”, and whether football’s quality is dropping.

We pivot to Manchester United’s surprise resurgence, Manchester City dropping points, and Rodri’s post-match meltdown, followed by a rapid-fire Q&A on bias, burnout, modern managers, squad management, and whether social media has completely cooked football discourse.

Expect debates, hot takes, and absolutely zero peace offerings.

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It’s been a great weekend to be a Barclays fan… unless you support Liverpool. Dave returns from the long weekend and immediately spirals as the lads unpack Arsenal vs Manchester United, including those ridiculous United goals, Bruno Fernandes’ influence, and the growing question hanging over Arsenal’s title push: are they actually ruthless enough, or are they winning by default?

From there, it turns into a full-blown manager debate. Is Arteta’s philosophy holding Arsenal back? Is Michael Carrick’s “new manager bounce” real? And why does Paul think Liam “man-age” Rosenior is being unfairly mocked as a LinkedIn PE teacher?

Plus: Crystal Palace’s sudden implosion, feeder club reality checks, and a brutally honest Liverpool post-mortem as Dave declares the identity is gone and Slot is starting to lose the room.

No trophies were won in this episode, but plenty of managers got sacked in theory.

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Holidays are over, tempers are not.

Dave and Paul are back in the studio and straight into it. From travel stories to a full-blown debate on whether the Premier League is becoming harder to watch, this episode covers everything and then some.

They argue over whether modern football has lost its spark, if nil-all draws are tactical masterpieces or just rubbish, and whether the league is more competitive or simply lower in quality. There’s also a deep dive into Manchester United’s shock performance against City, the Michael Carrick debate, Pep Guardiola’s future, Arsenal’s title charge, Spurs’ never-ending identity crisis, and whether Liverpool should already be preparing for life after their manager.

Throw in AFCON controversy, dodgy Panenkas, transfer spending madness, and one of the longest arguments the podcast has ever had, and this is classic Dave and Paul chaos.

Loud opinions, no notes, and absolutely no agreement.

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Dave’s checked in from a hotel room in Thailand, Paul’s back in Sydney, and Adam’s holding the fort as the boys go remote for a holiday special that still couldn’t miss this week of Premier League drama.

Manchester United hit reset again as Ruben Amorim walks, and the lads get stuck into what it says about the club’s leadership, recruitment, and the never-ending “project” that keeps going nowhere. Then it’s over to Chelsea, where Enzo Maresca’s exit sparks a proper Paul rant, Dave fires back with the “transfer factory” theory, and the debate turns to medical departments, sporting directors, and whether managers even run clubs anymore.

It’s shorter, sharper, and slightly more unhinged than usual. Just how we like it.

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The boys are back for a slightly chaotic end of year episode, recorded on 30 December, complete with travel chat, audio gremlins, and the revelation that Paul still gets his siblings to put his contact lenses in.

On the pitch, it’s a proper Premier League therapy session: Chelsea’s 2–1 loss to Aston Villa sparks a deep dive into Maresca, substitutions, and why the Blues keep coughing up leads at Stamford Bridge, even after $1.5b in spending. Villa, meanwhile, get their flowers as a legit contender, with Emery’s in game tweaks held up as the gold standard.

Then Arsenal cop it for winning without convincing anyone, “own goals” doing the heavy lifting, and the looming question of whether City are creeping back into the title picture. Liverpool’s form gets a look too, especially the second half nerves.

To finish, Palace’s slide, Glasner’s future, United’s weird season, Pep’s camera moment, and a listener question that turns into a full blown debate: If you could pick any manager for Chelsea right now, who is it and why?

Happy New Year, see you in 2026.

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