Do you go three boils per cup? Does Angry Jesus have your vote?

This month on Dad Pants in this, our year of the Dad Crank: the Sunday Scaries, bit of mow and pool chat, Time Facts, a bum-friendly deal and much more!

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A Positive Podcast

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Dad gripes abounds, more nicknames for Stu's son Dylan, a new Dad Commandment, the somewhat misnamed Matt's Health Corner, an actual question for the Pants Panel and Real Dad Time chat that is not for those with weak constitutions.

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A lot of pee and poo talk in here. A LOT.