This episode has everything you could ever want:

• Zumbo worried that Bill will be pedantic and boring

• The return of a beloved segment from days of yore

• Filling out some WWTP corrals

• A crackerjack haiku

• Bill being pedantic and boring

After some vocal warmups, the fellas recap Dick Stensland's last day in the office (and among the living), including all the fun a person can have with a banker's box. There's also some Watcha Watchin', we cast a great actress, and delve a bit deeper into Zumbo's Obsession.

It's the Confidentially Speaking Christmas Special! Sweet as a candy cane, cold as the North Pole, and packed with more cheesy holiday humor than you can shake Bruce Vilanch at. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

Vincennes is a hit at his first day on the vice squad. We cast a giant Swede and a delicious German. Both Winegardner & Zumbo have watched some stuff. And we get an update from the pastiest doughiest bastard of them all.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your criminal activities, our film's second montage arrives and the hits just keep on coming. And that's all I have to say about that.