Come hunt vampires with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cursebound” by Sadie Kincaid and LJ Morrow! Book one in the Curse of Blood series introduces us to the vampire hunter Rosa Capelli! Rosa isn’t like the other vampire hunters, she is a Seer that takes out all the bad vampires, just like Tom Cruise in Minority Report! Rosa didn’t *see* Luca Da Firenze, the super hot and super old (400!) vampire mafia capo, coming into her life, but he’s here and she can’t escape him, not that she would want to! Their bond might be that of soulmates (hello silver eye rings!), but it comes at a cost. Get your grinch fingers, squirt your water bottle, and serve your beef hot because you’re in danger girl! Twilight-run your way to tuning in!

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Come cut the cheese with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Why Cheese?” by Ellen Mint! After many tags and requests for this book to be presented, Vanessa delivered! We follow Violette as she inherits her great uncle’s cheese shop, but the real story is hidden in the basement: a magical chest containing four different cheeses. These cheeses aren’t like the cheeses, these turn into sexy men at night! Cheddy, Roq, Cam, and Brie take an immediate liking to Violette, so they decide to go into business together to save the cheese shop. They also do a lot of other things, sometimes all together, sometimes just a few of them, and sometimes in public! Choo Choo! All aboard the Cheddy train! This episode had the girls kicking their little feet, flipping the camera all around the studio, and learning all about Barbara’s cheese aversion! And The Girls tie Vanessa down to satisfy those that have been requesting “Heated Rivalry” - Vanessa will be presenting it on our Patreon for the bonus episode available on the last Thursday of the month!

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Come beef at the Zoo with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Squeak” by Vera Valentine! When friends Sebastian and Keane fall into the grips of a fortune teller’s curse, they worry their swimsuit areas will stay smooth and Ken-like forever. One day, the boys try blowing in each other’s mouths and realize it makes them grow down there. But their areas are… a balloon? With a knot on the end? Is this omegaverse? Yes! Although Seb and Keane enjoy each other plenty, an artsy woman named Poppy starts to sketch herself into their world. As the balloons grow in size and the three of them form a connection, will their bond be enough to free the boys from their curse? Start some beef, think about blowing into your friend’s mouth, and listen now before the new year!

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