We assembled an all-time NFL dream team made up entirely of Texas-born players, and we're convinced they'd beat the living hell out of any team the other 49 states could put together.

Plus, we play TimeStamp 20:26, the movie screenshot guessing game that's sweeping the nation.

And finally, meet the Millennial Bonnie and Clyde. They're making headlines, but instead of knocking over banks and making off with bags of cash, these criminal masterminds are stealing... electric bikes. The American outlaw has officially hit rock bottom.

The Cowboys are headed to Packer Land with some new faces and fresh ideas on the defensive coaching staff. Will it be enough to turn things around, or should they just spend the weekend at Beansnappers?

Plus, we discuss the heartbreaking news of Breaking Bad star RJ Mitte's death by suicide. And we wrap things up by raiding a group of friends who somehow managed to be even drunker than we were.

The Cowboys bounce back against the Texans as Dak puts together an MVP-caliber performance and CeeDee keeps rewriting the record book.

Plus, we sit down with our 3rd Marble Conqueror and learn how he cracked the Da Cashi Code.

And our Hero of the Day: The In-Flight Lady Wanker.

In the dead of night, the Cowboys trade for mercurial DB Joey Porter Jr. and we chop it up hard. Also, we drop the first clue for marble number 3 of Search Du Sirois, AND, the end of an era: Neiman Marcus downtown Dallas sadly closes after 112 years of retail joy.

***Due to music licensing issues, Twitch Raids will no longer be included in our podcast version (unless they contain no music). They can still be enjoyed on our YouTube channel and as a Patreon Platinum member.

The Cowboys lost a close one to the Ravens in Brazil. So, is it time for doom and gloom, or is all the “yelling about football” just useless noise in a long season for a team that might actually be getting better every week?

You might be surprised by Mikey and Danny’s take. Plus, some Game of Thrones movie news, and who knew Cash was such a fan of silent film?

***Due to music licensing issues, Twitch Raids will no longer be included in our podcast version. They can still be enjoyed on our YouTube channel and as a Patreon Platinum member.

Will the Ravens prove Deadly for Dallas in week 3? We break it down. Plus, how many clones of yourself would it take to tackle Derrick Henry? AND, we prep you for the big game in Brazil with a series of absurd Brazilian Fun Facts that the whole damn family can enjoy.

It was a wild day in Dallas. We break down the Cowboys' bizarre day, including some truly brutal injuries.

Plus, the three-game Rangers series we had to suffer through as a Dumb Zone bet payoff turned out to be… actually fun.

And we prank-call Diamond Talk with "Ron" — the goddamn hero we all need right now.

Could the unthinkable happen—and the Cowboys begin this much-hyped season 0-2? And if they do, what would actually happen in Dallas?

Plus, “What’s That Sound?” AND if you think you’ve experienced flight turbulence, you ain’t seen nothing yet.