The boys have an expensive South Dakotan vacation right here in Dallas. Backdoor mom makes a bid for public office. The best defense against a cheetah trying to eat your butt.

Spotify did it again, deleted an episode that allegedly had copyrighted content. It's back now, with that 25 seconds removed.

The boys discuss their bet payoff for losing to the DZ in football picks. Who really wants a DJ on the DART Rail? Dingu regrets reading an unfortunate sex book passage out loud.

Cash regales us with his painful postgame notes from the hot chip challenge. Mikey is accidentally racist. Other meaningful stuff.

Cash eats a super hot tortilla chip and almost dies. Should Dallas demolish Lee Harvey Oswald's old house? An awkward reading from an uncomfortable sex novel about Bigfoot. Plus, an exclusive clip from an upcoming Patreon episode.

The boys announce their brand new Patreon content. Dingu's kid is concerningly obsessed with Emperor Palpatine. Cash considers eating a McRib in bed while his wife is sleeping.

Dingu has a new Christmas song for Mikey. Was the Jake Paul fight fake? Dingu's mom found his porn artwork. Merry Christmas from Cirque!!

Cash tells is holiday goiter story...with photos...ew. An old Dingu holiday classic country song. Plus, "What Year is This?"