Grab a Church Chortles shirt! Use code "CHORTLE15" to get 15% off your first purchase!: https://church-chortles-shop.fourthwall.com/pages/fall-26-drop Today the Chortles discussed the dark place of social media, and whether or not Christians should go near it. Let us know what you thought in the comments. Enjoy! Audio platforms - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Fx9j0VRXFNL34MkX6qEmx?si=YoQ9eq0ERm-gHRLVLOPFkw Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-chortles/id1764672020?i=1000675844558 Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@thechortlelounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40 Chapters: 0:00 Start Here 2:46 Topic 3:35 Hallmark 5:29 Opening Thoughts 10:08 Youth Ministry 13:16 Kyle’s Sleep Routine 21:05 Social Media Status 24:47 Scrolling = Cigarettes 29:57 Lust 32:26 Kyle vs. Grandma 33:58 Idolizing Phones 37:22 ChatGPT & Almonds 41:49 Social Dilemma 45:25 Deny Your Flesh 49:26 Short vs Long Form 1:02:55 Peyton’s Big Decision 1:06:49 Challenge for the Viewer

Grab a Church Chortles shirt! Use code "CHORTLE15" to get 15% off your first purchase!: https://church-chortles-shop.fourthwall.com/pages/fall-26-drop Today the Chortles went over many Bible Characters and whether or not we could beat them in a fight. The tiers are: Would Squash, Close Win, Draw, Close Loss, We Die. Let us know what you thought in the comments. Enjoy! Audio platforms - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Fx9j0VRXFNL34MkX6qEmx?si=YoQ9eq0ERm-gHRLVLOPFkw Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-chortles/id1764672020?i=1000675844558 Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@thechortlelounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40 Chapters: 0:00 Start Here 2:30 Topic 5:01 Tiers 7:28 Jesus Christ 9:54 Matthew 11:21 Peter 13:38 Little James 15:19 Moses 18:55 Lot’s Wife 21:22 Abraham 24:06 Isaac 26:07 Jacob 29:46 Elisha’s Bullies 33:15 Sampson 36:08 Ruth 38:46 King Saul 40:34 David 42:00 Goliath 44:00 Solomon 46:40 Job’s Wife 48:53 Judas Maccabeus 51:40 Lame Man at Bethsaida 53:55 Barabbas 55:21 Women at Tomb 57:06 Paul 59:57 Zacchaus 1:03:45 John the Baptizer 1:06:02 John the Beloved

Grab a Church Chortles shirt! Use code "CHORTLE15" to get 15% off your first purchase!: https://church-chortles-shop.fourthwall.com/pages/fall-26-drop Today the Chortles went over some well-credited “Christian” brands to see how faith-based they are actually rooted. Let us know what you thought in the comments. Enjoy! Audio platforms - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Fx9j0VRXFNL34MkX6qEmx?si=YoQ9eq0ERm-gHRLVLOPFkw Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-chortles/id1764672020?i=1000675844558 Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@thechortlelounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40 Chapters: 0:00 Start Here 1:38 Today’s Topic 2:24 Interstate Batteries 8:46 In-N-Out 22:19 Forever 21 31:43 Goodwill 38:47 Bricks & Minifigs 41:13 Hobby Lobby 49:17 Tyson Chicken 54:26 Chick-fil-A 1:03:13 Concluding Thoughts

Grab a Church Chortles shirt! Use code "CHORTLE15" to get 15% off your first purchase!: https://church-chortles-shop.fourthwall.com/pages/fall-26-drop Today the Chortles discussed the dark, new world of AI, and how it has transformed our daily lives and faiths. Let us know what you thought in the comments. Enjoy! Audio platforms - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Fx9j0VRXFNL34MkX6qEmx?si=YoQ9eq0ERm-gHRLVLOPFkw Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-chortles/id1764672020?i=1000675844558 Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@TheChortleLounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40 Chapters: 0:00 Start Here 3:10 Shakers 7:22 Russlites 15:15 Weird Doomsday Cult 19:51 Slave Denomination 27:47 Heaven’s Gate 32:20 Muggletonians 37:05 Crimson Cult 43:20 Christian Science Church 49:15 Reformed Nazarene 53:13 Agapomanites 59:23 Jonestown 1:02:18 Jehovah’s Witnesses 1:09:04 The Big Reveal

Today the Chortles discussed the dark, new world of AI, and how it has transformed our daily lives and faiths. Let us know what you thought in the comments. Enjoy! Audio platforms - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Fx9j0VRXFNL34MkX6qEmx?si=YoQ9eq0ERm-gHRLVLOPFkw Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-chortles/id1764672020?i=1000675844558 Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@TheChortleLounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40 Chapters: 0:00 Are They Christian? 2:33 MERCH! 6:57 Topic 8:47 Kyle’s Thoughts 13:40 Scholar Disputes 18:01 Most Embarrassing AI Use 21:13 Ryan’s Thoughts 31:05 Carter’s Thoughts 40:05 Flock Cameras 42:06 Peyton’s Thoughts 45:05 Goblinish Companies 48:57 Peyton’s AI Boundaries 51:37 AI Music 54:18 Final Thoughts

Season 3 is here! WELCOME BACK CHORTLES AND CHORTETTES! Enjoy!

Chortle Lounge channel: https://youtube.com/@thechortlelounge?si=R8TxKClusaOwzMmg Peyton YT: https://youtube.com/@thepeytonwright?si=AsZLCDwtphtzgGp- Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thepeytonwright Ryan YT: https://youtube.com/@theryanwright?si=mHsxkP8DEdWtJ51Y Twitch: https://twitch.tv/ryanwright Kyle YT: https://youtube.com/@iamklye?si=oEeGUzV2U6hcbkPT Twitch: https://twitch.tv/iamklye Carter Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theckim40

See you for Season 3, Chortlers!

Today we recap S2, talk about our plans this summer, and reminisce on our walks with Jesus over the years. Also, for the first time ever, we recorded this in person! (This took so much setup so don't get used to it) Hope you enjoy!

While states like California and Texas may be obvious when it comes to their stance on Christianity, what about the other 48? In today's episode, the boys try to guess blindly where all of these US States rank. Feel free to play along, and the true ranking from top to bottom is revealed at the end! (comment below how you did!)