Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.

Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…

and More!

“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman
Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers
Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison
Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell
Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams


“The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes
Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe

“CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell
The Nipple: Clinton Hughes
Red Menace: Erik Deckers
Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia
Shane: Clinton Hughes

“Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices:
Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie
Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman
Claire: Paige Weisheimer
Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer
Zoe: Lillian McGuiness


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers

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Happy New Year!

Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned...

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A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).

Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Debra: Jennifer Kalison

“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison

“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers

“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Rachael Tillman
Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
Katie: Andrea Howells

“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell

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