The boys are up and about after Adelaide Crows notch their first win of the season, knocking off the Collingwood Magpies on their own turf in a statement performance. Meanwhile, there’s plenty of laughs as we unpack Port Adelaide getting rolled by North Melbourne Kangaroos — you love to see it. We also catch up with retired fan favorite Brodie Smith for a great chat, and the 19th Man steps into the witness box to deliver his verdict. Court is in session.

On this week’s episode of Attempted Murder, the boys dig into some real Crows heritage as we chat with a relative of The Original Adelaide Crow, sharing stories from the club’s early days. Plus, we catch up with the Crows Sax Man - Matt Sammut, who’s gearing up for another massive year firing up the crowd with his pre-game entertainment.

Join Leroy, Ray and Lenny as they bring the stories, the passion and plenty of laughs for Crows fans chasing that next premiership. 🔴🟡🔵

This week we put the Crows’ ruck stocks under the microscope — who’s flying, who’s fumbling, and whether we’ve finally found the formula to dominate the hit-outs in 2026.

Plus, a cheeky Collingwood Football Club supporter wanders into the courtroom and takes the absolute piss out of us — but we handle it the only way Crows fans know how… with selective memory and blind optimism.

And in the biggest “sentence” of the week, young gun Max Michalanney signs on long term with the Adelaide Football Club — four years hard labour in the tri-colours. We call it a conviction. The league should call it a warning.

If you’re a Crows fan still chasing justice for 1998, this one’s for you.