While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations.

There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel?

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Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied.

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Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and of course give out a plethora of bad advice.

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What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN.

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Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson?

Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about.

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The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas.

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There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans.

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We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few stragglers on the way, but everyone knows everyone else, right?… RIGHT?! No one would have a random man in their house for seven hours that no one else knew, would they? There are mysteries aplenty here, plus why Jack HATES paella. Like, legitimately - we all got a bit scared.

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