Andrew and Emily unload on final exams at university, shopping for Vans, lava lamps, and drinking wine out of pint glasses. Music by A$AP Rocky, “L$D”.

As Andy unwinds after a long day, he wonders why Uber is not available in Vancouver and thinks its because taxi companies makes large political contributions and stop politicians from actually doing their job. As Andy makes herbal tea, he shares his taxi cab horror story and thinks that the best way for Uber to start operating in Vancouver is to give BC politicians some "hush money". Later on in the show, Andrew shares that he finds Justin Bieber really hot, though Andy isn't digging Hailey Baldwin all that much. Maybe in a threesome. Bieber's scruffy hair is doing it for him. Music by A$AP Rocky, "Sundress".

Andy talks Tales From The Tour Bus by Mike Judge and taping his holiday special. Music by Adrian Teacher & The Subs, “Anxious Love”.

Emily joins Andy After Dark to unwind and kvetch. Emily drinks Lonetree cranberry cider and Andy drinks hot chocolate. Emily visits Long & McQuade and things get dangerous. Later in the show, Andy and Emily talk about the differences between bisexuality and pansexuality... and all the other sexualities while speculating if they would ever hook it up with a trans individual. Music by Fat Earthers, "Letter Bomb".

“I am in no way an advocate for the rich and entitled. Truly if you are, put a box over your head and bang it with your hands. I'm speaking for all the kids who grew up ashamed of who they were, that are loud and have a voice and don't know how to use it. I love extravagance and artifice. I love the lies we tell and the false mythologies we craft, but in my heart, I truly love you for who you are.” Andrew talks shame, anxiety, growing up poor and embarrassed, habitus, and Pierre Bourdieu. Music by Bad Brains, ‘Sailin’ On’.

It's the end of the year and everyone is in a dash to go shopping and fill the last of their vacation. Andrew unwinds and recalls what it was like to work at Brooks Brothers during Christmas. Music by Vince Guaraldi Trio, and Miles Davis.

Andrew recalls his memories of summers in the desert with his Grandmother and the people and places in the small town of Oliver, BC. Music by Hank Williams.

Everyone has a long day, and for some people their days get hectic with fifty problems before they even leave the door in the morning. Andrew Willis shares his riff on a crazy day with his overview of getting his hair cut, and meeting the lovely and visionary BC NDP Vice President, Morgane Oger. Also, mint will set your clit on fire. Don’t use it! Music by Sonny Curtis.