In This Episode:The Shot Heard 'Round the Studio: Watch as three grown men lose their dignity in real-time.The Pop Star Paradox: Our taste buds were so traumatized we somehow managed to confuse Rebecca Black with Carly Rae Jepsen. (We’re sorry, Carly. We’re sorry, Rebecca.)The Chicago Badge of Honor: Roasting the world’s most hated liqueur while acknowledging that we have finally earned our stripes.Colorful Commentary: We use every "distinguished" and "degenerate" word in our vocabulary to describe the aftertaste.🚨 CALL TO ACTION: SEND US YOUR WORST!Do you have a local "staple" food or drink that is absolutely horrific? Is there a regional delicacy that tastes like a dare? We want to try it.If you have a suggestion for the next thing we should subject ourselves to, reach out to us: 📧 Contact: alteredjudgement.com 📱 Socials: Tag us with your local "Malort equivalents."

Episode Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introduction & The Malort Setup

00:01:28 - Chicago History & Rights of Passage

00:03:09 - Philly vs. Chicago Sports Talk

00:03:55 - The Tasting: "Cheers Chicago"

00:04:41 - The Vile Aftermath

00:06:22 - The "Double Down"

00:08:11 - The Perfume & Battery Comparison

00:10:45 - Zero Redeeming Qualities

00:13:55 - Future Challenges & Closing Discussion