S3 : EP 1 “That’s a Toe Tapper”

Do you feel music… or is it just background noise while you shampoo? 🎧

This week we dive into whether people actually connect to lyrics or just vibe on the surface. Are you the “music is my entire personality” type, or the “wait… there were words?” type?

Meanwhile, we’ve got fish to fry: Elliot is personally victimized by the lack of a home water dispenser, declares war on canker sores, and continues his lifelong beef with Texas freeways.

We also break down the art of spotting a fake crying victim vs. a real tear shedding human because not all sniffles are created equal. Plus, Elliot’s maturing… and honestly? It looks good on him.

Shoutout to our resident guest Yanelly for pulling up and keeping us grounded (somebody has to).

Press play. Stay hydrated. Avoid the freeways 🛣️

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S2 : EP 26

Episode 1: “Ride It Until the Roller Skate Wheel Falls Off”

This episode is about knowing when to quit… and all the dumb places we refuse to. We talk eating food that’s clearly expired, living off lunch specials like it’s a religion, reusing plastic utensils like pioneers, and why loud sneezers act like they’re performing for Broadway.

We rant about parents who won’t be the boss, public spitters, and people who talk in public like they’re hosting a TED Talk. Plus: tortilla chips that attack your gums, bathroom stalls held hostage by phone-scrolling strangers, and that moment when you’re the only one laughing and still going.

Basically: when should you raise the white flag… and when do you ride it until the wheel falls off?

Bad habits. Pet peeves. Zero dignity. 🛼💀

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S2 : EP25

Welcome to : You’re officially a Sliding Ankle Sock 🧦

Annoying, uncomfortable, and somehow everywhere. Kinda of like people who eat your food and expect you to share but hide their food in their room so they don’t have to share. They make things uncomfortable, sort of like a sliding ankle sock.

We bounce through chaotic debates like ranch vs. farm, school, Stranger Things, and the ultimate question: what’s your last meal? (Chili cheese fries, obviously 🌶️🍟). Plus, we dive deep into—sleep paralysis is not a bad dream. Your brain wakes up, your body doesn’t, and fear shows up uninvited. Scary stuff.

“Do You Have a Fish to Fry?”—the segment where we air out the petty things that quietly ruin our day.

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