Buffy and crew work to stop the creation of a Franken-girl with Cordelia's head this week in Ashley's review of Season 2, Episode 2: Some Assembly Required. There are graverobbing science fair kids, a jealous Angel, and first dates over Mexican food. Love makes you do the wacky.

Buffy's acting like a real bitca when she returns to Sunnydale, just in time to start her junior year and stop the Anointed One from resurrecting the Master. There are sexy dances in the Bronze, a whole lot of attitude, and trauma grinding her enemies into talcum powder. Oh, and new hair!

Ashley's patrolling the episodes of Season 1 this week with character breakdowns, a look into the unaired pilot, and rankings of favorite episodes, villains, and more.

Buffy takes on the Master and stops the apocalypse this week in Ashley's review of Season 1, Episode 12: Prophecy Girl. There's an iconic dress, ancient prophecies, and a big bad with fruit punch mouth. Buffy may be dead, but she's still pretty.

Marcie the invisible girl is terrorizing Cordelia the May Queen this week in Ashley's review of Season 1, Episode 11: Out of Mind, Out of Sight. There is a band of Cordettes, extreme arts and crafts, and government involvement in the supernatural. That's just the price of being popular.

Bad dreams are a reality for Buffy and crew this week in Ashley's review of Season 1, Episode 10: Nightmares. There are creepy astral children, an introduction to trash father Hank Summers, and lousy clowns. Everyone can make a giraffe!

Buffy must figure which of her classmates is secretly an organ-harvesting demon before the curtain closes on the school talent show this week in Ashley's review of Season 1, Episode 9: The Puppet Show. There are some very questionable talents, one horny dummy, and a new principal in town. The show must go on!

Everyone's "jacked in" and Moloch only wants your love this week in Ashley's review of Season 1, Episode 8: I, Robot... You, Jane. There is online dating, the appearance of a techno-pagan, and demons bound in books...and the internet. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive.