Get your umbrellas, everyone! Its about to rain... no...rein...oh, no. its about to poop dragons.

Grease up your Bales, its Reign of Fire!

If you like buddy cop comedies, action movies, or just movies in general, you can't really go wrong with this classic. Eddie Murphy stars in a cool action comedy that still holds up pretty well. Also Balki is there.

Enjoy!

I don't even know where to begin here... Paul Walker is a normal high school kid, wearing half-shirts, grabbing balls, and getting mauled to death by lions.

Denise Richards is his secret girlfriend, who somehow winds up with her deceased boyfriend's brain inside a robotic dinosaur.

Do they bang? Yes, it is implied that they do.

Enjoy!

Ho Ho Ho, boy. I don't even know where to start with this one.

You've got an evil Santa, played by a wrestler. You've got a rogue angel, played by someone's grandpa.

you've got an entire town full of the worst kind of human trash imaginable, and let's not forget a complete douche of a protagonist.

Feels like Christmas.

Oh, yeah, and not a single mention of the big JC.

Enjoy!

Just in time for the holidays, comes another "War" in the "Stars" ! but this one takes place in a universe where I guess water is like gold, so these ships all have big ice freezers! However, this, despite being the name of the movie, has little to do with whatever the hell happens in this film.

Enjoy your space Herpes!

Remember when Sam Raimi was all "I'ma make a spoodermin film" and we were all like, "what no way?!" And he did, and it was a pretty good spoodermin.

Well, it's time for a bunch of 40-somethings to pick at it!

In the future, gladiatorial combat will decide who gets the goods around here. Enter our hero, a tall, thin man trained to fight by a reject from the star wars holiday special. Also, you got some Star Trek DS9 in there, too.

The spookiest time of year is upon us once again, and what could be more spooky than Gary Busey fighting a Furry?

From the mind of mindless drivel master Stephen King comes a novelette - turned feature film about a kid in a rocket chair and his drunk uncle, and a sister that everyone hates for no reason whatsoever! Thanks, Steve!

Anyhow, grab a fistful of fun size and have a chill, meaningful and positive Halloween with us!