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‘Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the podcast.

Not a listener was stirring,

As we readied our broadcast.

Sound FX hung in the background with care,

Lovingly accenting our voice actors’ flair.

For all those lamenting a Christmas NOT gritty,

One without puns or subversions so witty.

Good news! We’ve got just the present for you,

(We’re really hoping that Dickens’ estate doesn’t sue).

So come one & come all – no time to inquire,

It’s time for a tale full of noire, wise-cracks, and gunfire.

Roberta Cratchit is thrust all excitingly in peril,

And so it begins…3 Crones’ “A Krampus Carol"

CREDITS
Writing, Sound Design, and "Narrator" by Mary Englehart (@3crones)
Direction, Writing, "Belsnickle" and Various Characters by Marissa Pona (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)
Costumes, Make-up, and "Roberta Cratchit" by Bre Woicekowski (@adornbre)
Stunt Coordination and "Ebenezeer Scrooge" by Mike Wiener (@toyingaroundpodcast)
Props and "Tiny Tim" by Shane Brockway (@7heBlindman)
Art Direction, Photography, and "Chief Fezziwig" by the great Matt Pona.
"Krampus" by Jacki Giorgianni (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)
And introducing Molly Pona as the Christmas elf beat cop "Officer Feliz Navidad".

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Based on the official Alien RPG published by Free League - which we've reskinned to fit a present day, festive Thanksgiving setting - AVIAN is a role-playing semi-theatrical performance brought you by:

(in order of appearance)

• Mary Englehart as Seargent Apona, GrandMOTHER Weyland, and Abel Weyland.
• Mike Weiner as Sawyer Apona (@toyingaroundpodcast / www.facebook.com/ToyingAroundPodcast)
• Jacki Giorgianni as Emma Weyland (@JerseyGhouls / www.JerseyGhouls.com)
• Shane Brockway as Tadpole (@7heBlindman / www.facebook.com/7heBlindman)
• AJ Foremny as Denver Weyland
• Jamie Richard as Preston Cardinal
• Breanna Woicekowski as Amanda Weyland
• Marissa Pona as Brett Cardinal (@JerseyGhouls / www.JerseyGhouls.com)

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"October Country . . . that country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and mid-nights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain. . . " (Ray Bradbury)

Come autumn people! Join us as we swap spooky stories around our Halloween hearth in a haunting celebration of folk tales, lore, and legends.

• Doomed Lullaby (2m51s) - written and performed by Mary Englehart
• Moonlight Sonata (18m22s) - written and performed by Joseph Pettine
• The Cursed Child (32m56s) - written and performed by Jacki Giorgianni

With additional discussion by Marissa Pona and sound design by Mary Englehart.

Check out http://darkhillsevents.com/ or go to https://www.facebook.com/DarkHillsEvents to find out more from the talented Mr. Joseph Pettine and team.