This week on 2 Dumb For This, Trenton unveils his giant piece of art (it may or may not be straight), we debate which Olympic sport produces the most “talented” athletes, and somehow end up discussing armpit hair, streaming greed, and whether curlers have day jobs.

We spiral into:

• The 2028 LA Olympics and pole vault fantasies
• Why every streaming service is robbing us
• The economics of the Boner Club
• Underarm hair discourse (it gets heated)
• A traumatic camping memory
• And two brand new songs: “We Met in the Middle” and the Broadway disasterpiece “Stuck Up In There”

Plus: cucumber fork. You’ll understand when you get there.

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This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton accidentally prove that they are officially old.

What starts as a discussion about Trenton’s very real, definitely-not-fake library spirals into a full-blown takedown of modern video games, modern arcades, modern prices, modern cars, modern everything—and yes, Zuckerberg still somehow catches shit.

Along the way, the guys cover:

• Why Nintendo, Sega, and pinball machines were the peak of human innovation
• The tragedy of digital arcade tickets and rigged claw machines
• Parenting in the age of Minecraft (offline only, no touchers)
• Gas used to cost three dollars total
• Why arcades are just casinos for children now
• A future dream of opening an ‘80s arcade/pizza palace called Merlin’s Revenge
• Jesse’s plan to flood the internet with absolute garbage until something hits
• New songs, new shorts, new nonsense—quantity AND quality

Plus: updates on new music, the Boner Club economy, and why we should never be allowed to operate heavy machinery.

🎵 Songs featured in this episode:

• “Double Wide on Vine”
• “Miner Lovers”

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In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton tell the full, true story of Wolf Boy — a bizarre Midwest legend involving abandoned farm buildings, late-night fear, snapped trees, and a figure that should not have been there.

Along the way, the guys talk flu recovery, growing up bored in the middle of nowhere, why the ’90s were unhinged, and how all of this somehow turned into releasing new songs every week. Plus: Boner Club updates, listener growth (shoutout Singapore), and the origin story behind the song “Wolf Boy.”

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