My wife and I do NOT actually have any involvement in beating one another up (if I am lucky). Our love for each other is just expressed to one another in a... specific way. Listen to this episode and you will completely understand. I am JUST an asshole, and she is "just a girl".

Our wiener dog is the one who REALLY wears the pants... AND somehow still manages to piss n shit on the floor at my in-laws house. Yep.

That is it. The first full hour long episode in 4 parts.

Season 0. Episode 1. Part 4.

End.

In homage of one of my favorite artists/writers/creators. Conor Oberst lead singer of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, Monsters of Folk, Commander Venus, Better Oblivion Community Center, and others...

To my family. Mom, Dad, Mr. Smiles, My sweet pea Eve... I love you all so so much. Thank you all for being so amazing despite how problematic and troublesome I can and have been.

My wife Madison and my two special and incredible baby girls. I have a heart so full for each of you in such special and unique ways. Thank you each for being so one-of-a-kind. I am so lucky.

To everyone I have ever called and considered a friend. You all have maybe been the most important to me through the years looking back. Every time I have felt alone, you have kept me from it being true. I have not been perfect or completely fair to you all. Including when I have (and have not) reached out to you all to reciprocate and check in on you. I am learning. I am growing. I have been given so many chances and look to make you each proud to show how I have changed already.

Thank you.

<3

"To Death's Heart (In Three Parts)" - Bright Eyes