Whether it's prudes, feminists, Christian Mommy Bloggers, socialists, the trans community, bot farms in India, or Christian wives themselves, a lot of people sure seem to be against Christians having sex. But why? Why are so many people, Christians themselves, against Christians having a good sex life?

Some might point to the "porn addiction" epidemic ravaging today's Christian husbands (98% of which curiously have fat wives). Others might point to a tsunami of uncontrolled lust compromising Christian men. And then there's Christian feminism where traditional sex roles (Biblical as they might be) are considered wrong and objectifying women in today's modern churches.

But at the end of the day, it's just a bunch of miserable people who don't want to have sex, and don't want you having sex either.

This can be confusing, especially to young Christian men, when nearly the entire secular and Christian apparatus is shaming you for something God curiously programmed you to want. And you might be further confused asking, "Well how else are future Christians supposed to be made?" But be confused no more when you understand what motivates this loud and rancorous "anti-sex" mob.

"I Don't Want a Threesome With Jesus: The Christian's Guide to a Pro-Sex Marriage" shows the listener how many people, including people in the church, are anti-sex. It also delves into their ulterior psychological, emotional, political, and even financial motivations to prevent you from having sex. And it also shows you how some people manipulate Christian men with sex, including some pastors and your very own wives.

But above all else, it explains why you have a right to want a great sex life, why you're not wrong for wanting one, and that, no, you won't go to hell if you have one.

God wants you to have sex. Even if your wife doesn't. Pick up and listen to "I Don't Want a Threesome With Jesus."