The mega-corporation, HeHeHe has finally reached a conclusion. They should hire Mac instead of trying to kill him. Despite their best efforts, it was getting expensive.

Mac has already survived the rocket launchers, rabid chimps and even the grand piano in a shipyard that ruined a perfectly good date. However, can their offer be any worse than the overly cheery necromancer from a morning children's show and his lawyer? What else could HeHeHe throw at him, and why does it feel like his luck is standing in the corner hiding something sharp behind its back while chuckling ominously?

With the medical bills of an extended hospital stay piling up and rent overdue. Mac needs a job. Any job. Even the shady HeHeHe with more sub-organizations than a fae has contracts and an HR run by a vampire would be better than the street. Probably.

They'd better provide childcare.

Narrated by the author, Mori Friedman.

What to expect:

* Vampires, zombies, and other fantastical races

* Modern world on the edge of tomorrow

* Lovably flawed complex characters, each hiding their own mysteries

* A comedic/slow burn romantic sub plot

* Clean situation and character driven humor

* A narcissistic AI that should never have escaped the lab once, let alone twice

* There are no shapeshifting dragons, werewolves, or ghosts that inhabit computers. They're not real.

* No AI was used in the making of this story. Miss Windsor would not tolerate that kind of thing.