Warning! This audiobook features unsafe behaviors, the worst of which are picking a fight with the Goddess, violating copyright law, and worst of all, not looking over your shoulder while reversing a forklift. Thomas FreightCo, Earth's worst boss, and four of his self-destructive forklift operators were brought to Tinevia by Vesryn. She insists on being called the "Goddess", but she's really just watching the world while her parents are on vacation.

Her carefully laid-out plans continue falling apart as Dixie's forklift-turned-mech-warrior is unleashed. Our game-logic Texan also gets to lasso a tornado, fulfilling every southerner's dream. She's so close to admitting the new world is better, except that the rest of the forklift crew splits up and nobody wants her to tag along as a third-wheel. Maybe the emo prince will put up with her? Not only does Rocket get to finally meet the Goddess that kidnapped them from Earth, he even manages to make her so uncomfortable she can't even bear to look at him! Chase picks up a stalker intent on killing him, but as he often does... *sigh*

He completely misreads the situation, thinking she's just a cute, shy fan of the freight transportation industry. Buckle up, strap in and beep twice before reversing as this unhinged forklift-fantasy comedy wraps up the events occurring on Tinevia. Why does it have to end? Vesryn's parents, the REAL God and Goddess come home early and they are NOT happy with what they find.