On this week’s episode of Gambling Mad with Norman Chad, Norm takes aim at the chaos consuming both his personal and professional worlds — with the weary humor of a man who’s been online too long and lost too many bets.

He opens by lamenting his ongoing war with X (formerly Twitter, now apparently a social experiment in futility). After being hacked, impersonated, and then accused of impersonating himself, Norm questions not just the platform’s sanity — but his own for staying on it.

Next up: Frito-Lay. Norm’s one-sided partnership with his beloved snack brand takes a dark turn after what he suspects is creative theft — a commercial that feels uncomfortably familiar. When diplomacy fails, he dispatches his alter ego “Young Norm” to Plano, Texas, in what might be the first snack-based act of vengeance in broadcast history.

The conversation then turns to the dark side of modern sports gambling. Norm lays out a grim roll call of corruption: MLB pitchers allegedly throwing rigged games, NBA figures caught in federal betting probes, college athletes accused of fixing outcomes — and a nation that barely blinks. With his signature mix of cynicism and disbelief, he asks whether we’ve normalized cheating as just another part of the game.

Still, it’s not all doom. Norm lightens the mood with segments on $65 “boujee” tater tots, a round of “Spin the Globe” geography malpractice, an expanded Mount Rushmore of sitcoms (featuring long-overdue shoutouts to Schitt’s Creek and Ted Lasso), and a truly bizarre Olympic love confession that redefines the term “bad press.”

He closes with a meditation on the absurdities of life, the decline of standards, and the unshakable truth that if you’re going to roll the dice, you might as well make sure they’re loaded.