This week on Bite Me, the true crime news cycle brought chaos in bulk.

We’re breaking down four stories that spiraled across courtrooms, classrooms, and jail cells.

Major twist in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. A federal judge has ruled that Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty if convicted, dismissing firearms charges tied to capital punishment while leaving life-in-prison charges firmly on the table. Federal prosecutors stumble, state prosecutors speed up, and a backpack full of alleged evidence stays in play.

A shocking incident out of Billings, Montana. An 18-year-old student allegedly stabbed a math teacher after school before turning the knife on herself. The case is still developing, and rumors, screenshots, and unanswered questions are spreading faster than confirmed facts.

Bizarre jailbreak fantasy that belongs in a late-night sketch. A Minnesota man allegedly impersonated an FBI agent in an attempt to free Mangione from a Brooklyn jail, armed with a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter. He is now being held in the same facility as the man he allegedly tried to save.

And finally, a case that refuses to stay quiet. We check in on another unfolding true crime headline making waves this week, where timelines don’t line up, official statements feel thin, and the internet is already several conspiracy theories ahead.

Four stories. Zero closure. All alleged. All ongoing. All very much still unraveling.

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