💥This week on the Non-Professional Development Podcast, things get deeply unhinged… again.

We’re unpacking the strange duality of students who are somehow mean and kind at the same time, taking a Ted’s Time Machine trip back to cafeteria days, and watching in real-time horror as Dave unveils his newest party favor invention: full meals in homemade push pop form. That’s right — Crab Rangoon. In. A. Push. Pop. And that’s not even the worst one.

🎧 What to Expect:

– Why students are the most emotionally confusing humans on Earth

– Cafeteria chaos flashbacks: square pizza, chocolate milk cartons, and social hierarchy

– Ted’s Time Machine lands in lunchroom politics and tray-stacking trauma

– Dave’s Push Pop Culinary Lineup™ — featuring General Tso’s, white rice, chicken parm, and more

– Existential regret, laughter, and mild gagging as we try them live

– Reluctant party favor endorsements from Ted & Goose

– Classic chaotic teacher therapy that’s somehow oddly heartwarming

🙌 Why Tune In?

Because you’ve never heard someone describe Chicken Parmesan like it’s a popsicle. This episode is equal parts nostalgia, cafeteria PTSD, and deeply unserious innovation. And let’s be real — teachers deserve push pops… just maybe not these.

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What’s the weirdest school lunch you ever had? Ever received a backhanded compliment from a student that lowkey made your day? What push pop meal would you invent? Drop it in the comments — we might feature your ideas in a future episode!

✅ Next Week’s Teaser: We’re already planning Episode 23. There will be feelings. And probably another food crime.

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