Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner.

And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for:

• Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe
• Heated Rivalry
• drag couples qne dressing rooms
• Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me

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Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen.

We chat:

• butter in the cupboard
• ramekins
• M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain
• brie belly and clogged gutters
• eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry
• The Ivy: not as bougie as you think
• Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle
• and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie

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Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair.

We yap about:

• Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas
• strange Irish New Year traditions
• why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident
• de-gaying on holiday
• Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams
• and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras

Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings.

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Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional.

We also kick off the new year by discussing:

• New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar
• Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar
• The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss
• Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story
• Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10

Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions

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It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.

Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:

• Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic
• Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal
• Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie
• Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic

Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.

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This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.

Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.

We also get into:

• hybrid rock stars
• the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports
• Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making
• a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub
• the 1,000 pound dog
• lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune
• mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue

Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.

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This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.

We’re talking:

• Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships
• Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)
• Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation
• Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table
• Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown
• 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner

Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show.

New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕

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This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey.

Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis.

Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences.

And then:

Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street

a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway

the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system

the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar

Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently.

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