This week: A guy tries to find a woman and hook up after he heard her fart, Super Bowl audio, a new song for Ford drivers, a pastor's sermon about poop, Beaver can't stop going to the bathroom, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Tom's Nerd Unit, birthdays and a LOT more! (Our longest episode EVER)

This week: A married couple pull out their guns over a soda, a guy was injured after going into a lions cage, assault with a salami, cheap Valentines Day gifts, Shell Bell's DJOTW, a guy goes all the way with a sasquatch, Beaver's first radio job (audio), birthdays and a LOT more!

This week: A guy stuffed his cavity with a bunch of no no stuff in jail, Jimmy Carter croaked, roommates that have been dead for YEARS but go unnoticed, things turning 30 this year, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Birthdays, another Beat the Beaver with Tom from the Nerd Unit and a LOT more!

This week: Getting paid to smoke the Devil's Lettuce, a guy tried to ride a zebra, men are bigger idiots than women, Tom's Nerd Unit, Shell Bell's DJOTW, birthdays and a LOT more!

SPECIAL EPISODE! We were meaning to record a segment for an upcoming show but ended up BS'ing for over an hour with our special guest Aaron Camaro from the Decibel Geek Podcast. This was a lot of fun.

This week: a girl in India has over 200 teeth in her mouth, a woman throws a knife at her boyfriend for farting in her face, a "nude aggressor" bites off a dude's finger, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Tom's Nerd Unit, Lizzy quit (probably because of Beaver) Birthdays and a LOT more!

We're back after a lengthy "vacation". Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? A thief tried to hide a chainsaw in his pants, What's the worst thing you've swallowed, Beaver's trip to Vegas, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Tom's Nerd Unit, birthdays and MORE!

This Week: A woman has the world record for her HUGE tongue, a couple nerds name their baby the nerdiest name they can think of, a lot of men pee sitting down, what would NWA sound like as a polka or Def Leppard, Judas Priest, or Bon Jovi sound as Yacht Rock, Shell Bell's DJOTW, Tom's Nerd Unit, Birthdays and a LOT more!