What had happened was… I agreed to go on a couples safari thinking it would be romantic. You know—sunsets, elephants, cute hats, and luxury tents with mosquito nets and wi-fi. But what I got instead was a lion’s stare, a stalled engine in the middle of nowhere, and a pack of wild dogs with nothing but bad intentions.

In this story set deep in the South African bush, I find out the hard way that nature has zero interest in your relationship goals. It’s all dust, danger, and a safari guide named Mapalo who might be the calmest—or most emotionally detached—human I’ve ever met.

This isn’t just a near-death experience. It’s a lesson in humility, terror, and how quickly romance turns to panic when the food chain suddenly gets real.

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Every Monday, we drop true-to-life tales full of twists, tension, and the kind of storytelling that makes you yell, “There’s no way that happened.” But it did. Because what had happened was… life came for me with teeth.

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What Had Happened Was is a storytelling podcast where every tale feels real enough to hurt, funny enough to heal, or messy enough to feel like your own. Mostly fictional, sometimes too honest, always unforgettable. Stories blend heart, humor, identity, and chaos—no matter who you are or who you love.

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What had happened was… I signed up for a luxury cruise, not a floating panic attack in the Aegean Sea. In this sun-soaked, wave-smacked episode, I recount the chaotic journey from cruise ship to Santorini via tender boat—a ride that felt more like survival training than sightseeing.

What should’ve been a quick, scenic transfer to one of the most iconic islands in the world turns into a salty mess of rough waters, screaming passengers, stroller panic, and the very real question: is this thing going to flip over? The crew? Unbothered. The waves? Disrespectful. The memory? Permanent.

This is a story about vacation expectations, ocean betrayal, and why some moments are better viewed from the safety of the ship buffet.

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We drop new episodes every Monday. Real stories, wild turns, and the kind of tension you can feel in your seatbelt. Because what had happened was… you just had to be there.

✨ About the Show ✨

What Had Happened Was is a storytelling podcast where every tale feels real enough to hurt, funny enough to heal, or messy enough to feel like your own. Mostly fictional, sometimes too honest, always unforgettable. Stories blend heart, humor, identity, and chaos—no matter who you are or who you love.

🔗 Connect + Watch:

• 📸 Instagram → @what.had_happened.was
• 📺 YouTube → youtube.com/@what_had_happened_was

💌 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave a rating if it made you laugh, cry, or text your ex.

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What had happened was… I was just out grabbing overpriced juice, minding my business, when the universe did a full reroute. One unexpected turn. One awkward conversation. One woman in oversized sunglasses and a scarf pulled just-so over her head. Couldn’t be. Right?

What unfolds next is a surreal, borderline spiritual, possibly delusional encounter at a sidewalk café involving a spilled green juice, one very specific quote, and a voice I’ve heard a million times—but this time, she said my name.

In this quick-hit story of chance, awe, and the question of whether the moment even really happened at all, we explore how close you can get to greatness… and whether or not that changes you. Or her.

Was it really Oprah?

I guess we’ll never know.

But I know what I felt.

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Each week we bring realer-than-real stories with just enough chaos to make you question everything. New episodes every Monday—because what had happened was… life doesn’t give you warning signs, just plot twists.

✨ About the Show ✨

What Had Happened Was is a storytelling podcast where every tale feels real enough to hurt, funny enough to heal, or messy enough to feel like your own. Mostly fictional, sometimes too honest, always unforgettable. Stories blend heart, humor, identity, and chaos—no matter who you are or who you love.

🔗 Connect + Watch:

• 📸 Instagram → @what.had_happened.was
• 📺 YouTube → youtube.com/@what_had_happened_was

💌 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave a rating if it made you laugh, cry, or text your ex.

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