A serpent in hiding can kill you before you see it.

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Jamie Petronis as Matt and Python

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You gotta let these things play out until they can't play out no more. Makes for less tracks in the snow.

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it is important to make sure your enemy is dead, so that he cannot attack you when you turn your back.

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Jamie Petronis as Matt

Aleksandr Batenko as Boris

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You left the gate open for ‘em.

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“You need calloused hands to do dirty work.”

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Jamie Petronis as Matt

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LYRICS:

Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to say

Nothing Mike can do will make it okay

There’s nothing to do to return him to form

Better to stay home and hang out with Norm

Mike kills a spider inside of his house

He carries it with him whenever he’s out

Michael thinks he’d do better out of the home

So Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s grove

Tex has an idea of what’s going on

He sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farm

The Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's plan

So they break his calculator, no more numbers, man

Mike escapes back to Bluster’s Grove

He’s been living as stock with the numbers alone

The lost year is gone, it’s burned in the past

Tex pushed mike right into a vat

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

There’s talks at the tavern of a rerack today

But Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set free

A is in charge, he’s cracking the whip

Outlaw and Bluster are now wanted men

Mike is retired after such a long trip

He piles up the past to try and get over it

Base is continuing correcting the time

Mike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spider

Meanwhile Al is the king of the crabs

He puts down a mutiny with a wave of his hands

Lieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get it

Operose will be back if Mike will just let it

Ty visits Mike to make a house call

Acting like he doesn’t want anything at all

He makes Mike promise he won’t do something drastic

Mike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheek

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

Mike starts to blink when he’s at the compound

Destabilized timelines are going around

And Norm gets too close to remain in the fold

Bradford and Stinky take over his home

Stinky plays dumb, Mike blinks out

Mike is getting desperate for help right now

He begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yep

He proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertip

Edgar blinks out inside a correction

He cannot avoid Operose’s detection

Everyone is trying to remember him alive

But Mike is determined he will never die

Lieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to Ty

Al sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to die

Lieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vats

He sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is at

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

Bradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thing

Mike transports in the room and ruins everything

He meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save him

The iteration storm stars, cue the mayhem

But what about the lost year, that voice that we heard?

Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt?

Now that Mike initiated the storm

What will become of the Mikes that are born?

Is Operose now a foregone conclusion

That Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusive

And maybe the most important question of all

Will the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?

It’s better to let these things go

But mike can’t keep well enough alone

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I was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of alcohol, sickness, and death, and contains from mouth sounds like sneezing and coughing.]

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Written by Ben Rowe and Just J.

JustJ as Skinner

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Cody Heath as Britches

Tatiana Gefter as Helen

Jesse Syrat as Flash

Pine Gonzales as Magnolia

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There is a hole in him.

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Kevin Berrey as Ryan

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

JustJ as Skinner

Derek Moreland as Rugby Man

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

Taylor Michaels as Chance

Lyssa Jay as Charlie

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Ryan Joseph Murphy as Norm

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Cody Heath as Britches

Pine Gonzales as Magnolia

Jess Syrat as Flash

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