Finally, Jon comes up with a phenomenal idea. We're going to buy a private island and just invite the rich and famous to it, Jeffrey Epstein-style. But, instead of letting the politicians have sex with underage women, we're going to host dog fights for them. Wait, wait...hear me out. Not just any dog fight...puppy fights. It'll be the cutest, most gruesome thing you've ever seen...but you won't see it...because you're not rich enough or famous enough. Out of sight, out of mind. What you don't know won't hurt you (but it'll still hurt the puppies).

Also, we talk about the ridiculousness of having childish names for normal, adult things. So, sit down criss-cross applesauce and listen up.

If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message. We can’t wait to hear from you.

What's the meaning of it all?!?!

Today, we dive into what would happen if Jon were to keel over in the studio in the middle of an episode. Scott acknowledges that it would take at least a day or two for him to find a new host. As we dig further into what life might mean, we ask the questions:

• What should we do?
• What must we do?
• Would you want to live forever?
• What if you only had one arm and no penis? Would you still want to live forever?

If you want to see the "Make Your Bed" graduation speech that Jon talked about, you can check it out here.

Oh, yeah, and if you listen real closely, there's an awkward incest joke in there somewhere.

If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message. We can’t wait to hear from you.

Sports analogies. Sports, in general...especially the professional ones. Poop.

If you’ve got comments or suggestions for an upcoming episode, give us a call or text us at ‪(706) 740-2174‬. You can also leave us a message online at https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/someunpopularopinions/message. We can’t wait to hear from you.