Welcome to the revamped Unimaginative Dragons, where we trade cosmic horror for fire-breathing fiascos! In this intro episode, the team dives into DILF—that’s Dragons I Loathe & Fear (what were YOU thinking?). Learn why dragons are the worst roommates, and discover the absurd world they’ve concocted for your entertainment. Expect laughs, questionable decisions, and the kind of epic chaos that can only come from people armed with dice and dubious ideas. Game on, brave listeners!

In this special episode, the Unimaginative Dragons team gathers to dissect the glorious disaster that was Under the Umbra Moon. Why did the moon set on Season 1 before it even rose? Was it creative differences, scheduling chaos, or Adam's inability to stop rolling critical fails in life? Tune in as Geoff and Adam reveal the totally reasonable reason for the cancellation, and brainstorm what’s next. Spoiler: It involves fewer tentacles and more actual planning.

When Sparks, the world’s greatest (self-proclaimed) private investigator, takes on the biggest case of his career, he never imagined it would involve cosmic horrors and Black Friday deals.

Will our heroes survive the Umbra Moon’s whispers or fall prey to 70% off mind-shattering terror? Tune in for investigative hijinks, questionable decisions, and Geoff’s suspiciously sharp editing skills. It’s chaos, comedy, and Call of Cthulhu—now with doorbusters.

Edited by Geoff during a caffeine-fueled shopping spree, this episode of Unimaginative Dragons delves into the shadowy alleys of madness and markdowns.