The Two Shit Blokes are back — and this one goes off.

This week we break down the biggest talking points in the NRL, give our unfiltered opinions, and finish with an all-time story that had us shaking our heads… brace for shock.

NRL reviews and previews
Strong takes and honest opinions
Special interview segment to close the show

As always — no filters, no overthinking… just two blokes talking footy.

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Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.

This week we get stuck into:

• The call around Nathan Cleary’s contract — what it means for the game
• Why the Parramatta Eels are struggling right now… and what’s actually going wrong
• And we pick our own NSW Origin teams… which turns into an all-out war

Plenty of strong opinions, a few arguments, and as always — no media spin, just how we see it.

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Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.

This week we’re in holiday mode, but there’s no time off when it comes to footy. We break down all the key games, call out what mattered, and give you our honest take on how each side is really tracking.

No fluff. No media spin. Just real NRL opinions.

• Full game reviews from the round

• The big moments that actually mattered

• A few strong opinions (as always)

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Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.

This week it’s the Man-Flu Edition — Jason’s battling through like a busted front-rower on one leg, but the show goes on.

We cover all the key talking points coming out of the round, break down the games, preview what’s ahead, and line up our tips — plus a crack at Multi Madness.

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Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.

This week we start with all the NRL news coming out of the round, including the big question — is Brisbane in crisis? We also get into the Te’o situation and whether he’s taken his ball and gone home.

We then wrap up all the games from the round, preview what’s ahead, give our tips, and line up a few Multi Madness plays.

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And as always, thanks to The Bella for letting us record the lowest NRL podcast on the planet… with the lowest hosts… absolute nonsense every week.

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Welcome back to Two Shit Blokes — the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it.

This week we wrap up all the action from the round, preview the games ahead, give our tips, and line up a few Multi Madness plays to (hopefully) make you some coin.

Are the Broncos lacking desire this season? We dive into it, along with all the big talking points across the NRL.

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This week on Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jason dive into the biggest talking points in rugby league.

We break down the latest NRL news, review last week’s games, and preview the upcoming clashes. The boys also throw out a multi or two for the weekend before finishing the show with another classic Two Shit Blokes rant.

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This week Dave and Jason dive into the Zac Lomax situation, break down the games from Vegas, and preview the finish of Round One.

We’ll throw out some very early horse racing tips, have a rant or two, and cover plenty more along the way. And at one point during the show, the boys make it clear — the Dogs are delusional.

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