Whether you're a longtime listener, looking for a new podcast, or just want some dirt on Tom, this episode is your chance to get to know your co-hosting Daddy.

What makes him tick? What does he bring to the show? And he accidentally did WHAT to his kids???

A great place to see if Two Dads Talking is for you, learn a little about why Tom is so screwed up, and feel better about yourself as a dad, enjoy the first edition of Who's Your Daddy.

Nothing makes Tom happier than flexing his Psychology muscles, and this week Doug gives him a long leash to talk about the Rosenhan Experiment and a couple of other psychological lessons learned. We talk about labeling, expectation and its impact on outcome, and of course Bonnie Blue (heeeey John!).

The Rosenhan Experiment

Why Files: Liminal Spaces and the Backrooms

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What's the best way to spend hundreds of thousands of tax payer dollars earmarked for Narcotics investigations? Parlay bets on DraftKings, obviously.

Also, Birds aren't real (Australia knows the feeling), a tear-jerking Dadfail at a birthday party, an odd paternity test ultimatum, our gamer secret, Bonnie Blue has news, and the earth may be flat?

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Consciousness: Octopuses and AI finally converge (RIP Costello, dream sweetly our friend)

Police Chief Makes the Naughty List

Bonnie Blue's Big Announcement

Chapters 0:20 Welcome, everybody. We're back. 3:46 A Birthday Party Adventure 8:57 Parenting Wins and Losses 15:42 Family Game Night 23:05 Police Chief Scandal 40:20 Paternity Test Dilemma 51:30 Trust in Relationships 53:03 Bonnie Blue's Breeding Event 1:01:28 Octopuses and Consciousness 1:12:22 Human Nature and AI 1:12:56 The Bird Conspiracy 1:17:51 Flat Earth vs. Bird Theory 1:28:45 Clash Royale Tournament 1:33:54 Dad Jokes and Wrap-Up

Let's talk about Trump's potential Aliens reveal, why he's (maybe) going to do it, what happens after, and where we go from there. Tom also took a business trip to Key West (and you thought his Philly trips were wild), we've got an update for John (hey big guy), and we spend some time talking about false flags in the media.

Oh, we also cross the line (time to get canceled). And someone pretends to be a dentist, performing root canals in her garage. At least, that's what we thought. Turns out it was a satirical article written for entertainment purposes only and we fell for it. Whoops, enjoy it anyway.

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Bonnie Blue out-porns herself

Getting drilled in a garage. Satire we bought as real. Nicely done writer.

Chapters 0:21 Welcome Back to Dad's Talking 2:16 Tom's Trip to Key West 7:00 Arrival Shenanigans 7:54 Hotel Drama Unfolds 18:28 Vasectomy Revenge Story 22:50 Deception 29:32 Bonnie Blue Updates 40:27 Cards Against Humanity Debate 45:02 Trump and Aliums 49:16 The Alien Disclosure 51:28 Skepticism and Hope 55:24 Epstein Files Connection 56:39 Dark Humor and Distraction 58:09 Medical Knowledge from Atrocities 1:00:29 The Future of False Flags 1:14:37 Dentist in a Garage 1:16:55 Jokes 1:29:53 Final Thoughts on Controversy

The title pretty much says it all this week. Tom has an epic Dadfail (or at least it feels like one), Stairs are as evil as table corners, and Bonnie Blue is at it again (and again, and again, and again...). And of course we've got Dad Jokes and a smattering of other topics to distract us.

We're back, baby!

It's Doug's fault - he decided to have a surgery. So we talk about that, and dovetail into how it affects daily life and family. Tom also had a (near) Dad Fail, and a surprising bathroom encounter...no, those are not the same event. Also, pets and children are basically the same thing, right?

No links this week, because Doug talked too much.

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Remember way back in episode 16 when we talked about the Toy Box Killer, one of the sickest and most deranged serial killers in American History? Now imagine that motherf@cker runs a tourist attraction. Welcome to McKamey Manor, the legal torture chamber run by a sick sadist in Tennessee (but who's judging?).

Billed as the scariest horror attraction in the US, there is an alleged cash prize for anyone who can make it through a 6-10 hour "immersive haunt experience." But what really happens at the manor? What happens when insiders reveal scams, crimes, and hidden footage? And why the f@ck hasn't Russ McKamey been gangbanged by a flock of angry Snakeducks yet?

Also, on a less halloweenish subject, Tom gets Momsplained at a park and we tell dad jokes. Blah Blah Blah.

Super disturbing links from the show:

https://www.mckameymanor.com/

https://people.com/controversial-manor-tour-haunted-attraction-accused-rape-murder-charges-8682817?utm_source=chatgpt.com

https://people.com/mckamey-manor-still-open-despite-backlash-tennessee-haunted-house-arrest-owner-8724606

Human Sacrifice at CERN?

The real-life Bunny Man

Madame Koi Koi (now a motion picture, perfect for kids of all ages)

The legend of Hanako-San