Épisodes

  • Episode 87 - Cancelling the Stonk Market
    Feb 15 2021

    We here at Two And Change are no stranger to controversy. However, we haven't been cancelled - yet - and hope to remain gainfully employed in the near to medium future. On today's episode, we tackle Gina Carano's recent firing from Disney, and explore the idea of "Cancel Culture". Spoiler - Josh doesn't think it's a thing and Mike's against it. Then, we discuss the STONK market and the seismic shift in power on Wall Street. Now that retail investors seem to have power, what's next?

     

    Also Overheard:

    • Josh get tipsy on Budweiser
    • Gina Carano can probably kick your ass.
    • As with most episodes, we really hope no one takes clips of this show out of context...
    • That's (not) what she said?
    • Twitter is not real life
    • How short selling works
    • Legal Eagle comes through again
    • Is eating the rich considered a sound investment strategy?

     

    Florida Man

    Hey, so the Florida Man segment is a little less humorous and a lot darker today - two of the four segments involve domestic violence. I'm omitting the links today so we can share this message with you. According to StatsCan, there were over 99,000 victims of intimate partner violence aged 15 to 89 in Canada in 2018, representing about one-third (30%) of all victims of police-reported violent crime. Almost four-fifths of victims of intimate partner violence were women (79%). If you or someone you know are looking for family violence resources in Canada, check this link out from the government of Canada. Also, consider making a donation to your local societies for the prevention of domestic abuse. 

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    40 min
  • His Excellency The Right Honourable David...Somebody
    Jan 27 2021

    On today's episode, Mike, Tim and Josh chat about the the resignation of the Governor General of Canada - seriously, how bad do you have to be to mess up a largely ceremonial role? After that, we get a visit from our friend Florida Man, and then talk about the cancellation of the Keystone XL pipeline. Warning - this one is is a bit less safe for work than our other ones. You've been warned.

     

    Also Overheard:

    • Mike, where are your pants????
    • So some details have come about the GG's behaviour, and they're not good....
    • Astronauts are cool
    • We need oil, or we need buggies.

    Florida Man:

    • Sheriff, report: Naked Florida man stole, crashed police car
    • Florida Man arrested for breaking into US Capitol, says he was only there to use the bathroom
    • Florida Woman, who claimed she owned Google, assaults homeowner with bottle of beans
    • Florida man evicted from government housing exactly 4 years after evicting a black family from the same house.
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    37 min
  • Insurrection: The Next Generation
    Jan 10 2021

    Weeks like this one are exactly why we came back on the air. With QAnon, Proud Boys, your racist uncle Reggie and Bear Man storming the US Capitol, what's a person to do? Why, listen to the three of us ramble on about our unfounded (and quite frankly inane) opinions. Enjoy!

     

    Also Overheard

    • Mike is out of booze. This is an emergency.
    • Calvin said it best.
    • Aaand Mike also ran out of internet. Seriously, what is going on in Strathroy?
    • Trump & Sideshow Bob have something in common.

    Florida Man

    Dean of charter school and wife gave beer and marijuana to teen baby sitter according to deputies

    Florida man robbed graves of veterans because they have “stronger spirts”, sheriff says

    58 year old Florida man arrested for child porn also purchased and ate soiled underwear

    Feds arrest Florida man caught on camera carrying Pelosi’s lectern during capital riot

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    38 min
  • 28 Days Later
    Dec 28 2020

    Two And Change is BACK AT YOU with another episode! In this episode (recorded 23 December 2020) we discuss the new Ontario provincial lockdown, and everyone's favourite topic, Canadian military procurement. Who knew boats were so expensive? Clearly we didn't. Enjoy!

     

    Also Overheard:

    - Josh remembers his drink but forgets the topic - Blame Quebec! It's not even a real country anyway. - THANKS TRUDEAU. No seriously, thanks. - Need a bit of help dealing with the lockdown? The Canadian Mental Health Association has great resources. - Frigate? Mike, watch your language.

     

    Florida Man

    Florida Man Charged for Eating Pancakes in the middle of the road Florida Woman named Cherries Waffles Tennis arrested for making fraudulent purchases at surf shop. Florida Man sets own truck on fire in order to give the local sheriff’s office “something to do” Drunk driver arrested after crashing into Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over sign

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    36 min
  • Plague Rats
    Dec 20 2020

    Two and Change is back, now that we're pretty sure we've figured out the whole "record over Zoom" thing! Well, sort of. We're a work in progress, but we promise to get a bit more regular with our show. On today's episode, we discuss vaccine hesitancy, along with religious freedom in the COVID era. Enjoy the show!

     

    Also Overheard:

    • Josh forgot his drink and Mike doesn't know how much a shot is
    • We can't even get Google to talk to Microsoft, how the hell are we going to chip everyone???
    • Tim breaks the 4th wall
    • F&#$ you. But keep listening. But also F#@% you.
    • Mike was doing so well...
    • Freedom costs a buck 'o five

    Florida Man

    • Fake ministry buys a mansion at Disney World after obtaining millions in PPP funds
    • Pantless woman arrested after shoplifting two boxes of wine
    • Woman gets arrested for attacking her sister with a mini Christmas tree
    • Florida man gets arrested for street racing after blasting "Bad Boys"
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    41 min
  • Santa's Ho Ho Hos
    Oct 6 2020

    Originally Recorded September 23rd, 2020 - things change quickly.

     

    Well, it's happened. RBG is gone. Her memory and legacy still live on, however, and we discuss what this means for US politics going forward. Later on, we discuss are the people really to blame for spreading COVID, or is it poor policy decisions? It wouldn't be an episode of Two and Change if it didn't devolve into a discussion about prostitution and Santa Clause.

     

    Also Overheard:

    - Finger puppets are a trigger - Cocaine can't melt steel beams, Josh - Outbreak and Clickbait rhymes - Speed down Mike's street, no one's watching! - Name ONE case of COVID-19 that resulted from a trip to a glory hole! - Santa Clause is the patron saint of prostitutes?

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    32 min
  • UB...Whatever
    Aug 27 2020

    Two and Change is BACK with a new episode! Tim, Mike and Josh got together to discuss UBI and the recent 'scandal' rocking Canadian politics. Look forward to new episodes every...once in a while. Enjoy!

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    34 min
  • Tears for Lebanon
    Aug 27 2020

    Guess what internet! TWO AND CHANGE IS BACK, BABY!

     

    We're back with brand new episodes. Don't count on a weekly cadence - we have lives AND there is a plague happening, after all. Tim, Mike and Matt got together and discussed the recent disaster in Lebanon and how we're sending aid, and whether or not it's safe to send your kids back to school. We hope you enjoy, and look forward to more episodes in the future.

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    30 min