Austin Comic, Patrick DePari, jumps on the show and things get personal. Welcome to Tummy Time! From Bumping Lips to ripping beef, Patrick opens up. Trolling Craigslist personals as a kid looking for action, draw me like one of your sailor boys, playing with knives. Selling my mom's soul, no laws during the eclipse, and a the drunk consequences of my drunk actions.

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Egan Robinson, jumps on the show and we get some big ideas. Welcome to Tummy Time! There's nothing worse than being a hypochondriac proven right. Don't blow hot air up your bro's ass. No Fap leads to a lifetime of wet dreams, missing ribs, and 30-year build-up. One conjoined twin gets married, spittin' tongues, and coming up with some big ideas before court.

Stand-up comedian, former goth girl, current clove smoker, Quinn Collins, jumps off her horse and onto the show decked out in all denim, looking Travis Tritty Pretty. Welcome to Tummy Time! Quinn doesn't quite fit into any particular aesthetic. Born and conceived in Dollywood, the veteran Hooters girl committed fully to going goth before committing fully to something else altogether. Quinn explains squishy candles and how dogs make puppies. Accutane abstinence contract, revenge nudes that no one thought could possibly be mine (they weren't but still...), and "this hasn't happened since that horse thing." My situationship status is Poli-Sci, Ryan Garcia supports women, and two boyfriends with room for a third. This episode will have you riding high in your bedazzled jeans.