Howdy y'all, listen up ya Critter Crew! We got ourselves another hootenanny of an episode comin' your way. Now, Patton, bless her heart, done got it in her head we oughta chow down on some kinda grub or worm for supper tonight. Yes, sir, that there's a critter, but ain't nobody's idea of a tasty treat less'n you're a chicken peckin' round the yard. Makes a feller wonder if she's really thinkin' straight 'bout these meals.

But hold onto your overalls, 'cause this ain't just any episode – it's kinda a mini-MAGA special! We done jawed 'bout the ruckus over at Madison Square Garden and chewed the fat over that there Rogan-Trump chinwag from last Friday. This election's wilder than a hog on ice, and ain't we all just countin' the days till we can kick our boots off and get back to the good ol' days.

Givin' a big ol' shoutout to Carmen today. Love ya more than a coonhound loves a raccoon, girl!

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