Welcome back to Third Degree, where the 🍓 are rock hard, the nipples are tiny 😳, and absolutely no one is qualified to be talking about the “pee system” 💦—but we do anyway.

In this episode:

• A heated debate about whether “yay” sounds like “gay” 🌈
• Someone threatens violence over honey mustard 🥴
• We dive into “Am I the Asshole?” and immediately realize: yes, yes we are 🫢
• A husband takes a paternity test… and it breaks the internet. The twist? It’s not even her baby. Yeah. We’re in full telenovela territory, people. Somewhere between Maury and Grey’s Anatomy with a dash of CSI: Maternity Ward.

Meanwhile, we ask the real questions:

😤 Am I the asshole for being mad about how my boyfriend makes my noodles? 💅 And how do you move on after being betrayed by tomatoes?

It features emotional whiplash, accidental comedy, and an ice cream truck appearance at mid-crisis. Stick around Robert. You’ll understand when you get there. 👀

Also, someone is sick 🤧, someone’s flaring 😫, and someone’s shaking the table.

If you came here for structure, professionalism, or maturity… yikes. 🚩

🎙️ Hit play. Regret nothing.

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