Sebastian Plopworth did not choose Witness Protection.

It chose him.

With a new name, a worse job, and no contact with his former life, Sebastian tries to stay hidden — until old habits, stranger coincidences, and a co-host who talks too much begin to unravel everything.

A story about identity, panic, midwifery, and the dangers of naming places, times… and horses.

sorry about that! freshly back after giving his mum one, the boys continue with the quiz!

part 2 drops wednesday blame Pete

Danny and Andy catch up regarding new year's eve, they are constantly interrupted by there new butler as they have an array or guests turn up early for a party..

This episode has absolutely everything. The boys break down their Christmas antics, dive headfirst into listener confessions, and tackle a blind ranking Top 10: which celebrity do you really want to be stuck next to on a long-haul flight?

To round things off, the lads put their trust (and dignity) on the line with a chaotic game of Carrot in a Box.

It’s Christmas… But There’s a Catch 🎄

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… unless there’s a horrible twist attached.

This Christmas special sees the boys tackling festive hypotheticals that sound perfect on paper — magical snow, flawless roast dinners, hangover-free drinking, and the best sex of your life — but every gift comes with a cursed catch that could ruin relationships, end family gatherings, or leave you mildly famous for all the wrong reasons.

Would you take a white Christmas if it meant confessing something unforgivable?

Is the perfect roast worth social destruction?

And how much would it take to risk your dignity, your Facebook timeline, or Christmas dinner with the in-laws?

This week, we’re catching up on everything the boys have been getting up to throughout December from ill-advised Santa dashes and sweaty festive chaos, to brain-melting escape rooms and questionable teamwork. We also go up close and uncomfortably personal with the greatest friend who ever lived… Dean. Jammy Dodgers or Roast Dinners, Cats or Asian women!

Stories are told, dignity is lost, and as always, nothing is learned.

the boys answer some would you rather I'm a classic throw back style episode