Gunter opens by wondering what Marshall would do if he got pulled over in Oliver Springs—home of what Marshall insists are aggressive speed traps. While Gunter casually eats chocolate on mic, they discover a rare point of agreement: neither of them likes coconut. Marshall drops an unsolicited health PSA that popcorn is bad for diverticulitis… then immediately admits they both love popcorn anyway.

The intended topic is Marshall’s experience shopping for his bougie-mobile, but Gunter explains just how miserable shopping for anything with Marshall truly is. That quickly turns into Marshall calling out Gunter for clothes and purses scattered everywhere, followed by another reminder that most of his wardrobe predates multiple presidential administrations.

Back to the car drama: Marshall makes sure everyone knows Gunter picked up the Porsche on his birthday—so naturally, he’ll be getting the next car on his birthday. This leads to their newest plan: participating in the Volvo Overseas Delivery Program. Shockingly, Marshall nearly admits he doesn’t hate driving Gunter’s Porsche.

Now fully committed to a Nordic adventure in 2026, Marshall shares some of the best business billboards he’s ever seen—and closes things out by calling everyone out for misusing English, because it wouldn’t be a real episode otherwise.

Speed traps, snacks, Scandinavian schemes, and grammatical judgment—classic Northern Aggression.

Marshall and Gunter sit down after watching a movie—and in a shocking twist absolutely no one saw coming, Marshall hated everything about it. Gunter decides it’s probably for the best that Marshall didn’t read the book this time, too.

Somewhere along the way, Marshall reveals how he thought bologna was sliced and packaged for grocery stores, a theory Gunter finds completely preposterous. Things only get worse when we learn Marshall has never eaten fried bologna, which raises several new questions about his life choices.

It’s movie disappointment, deli meat confusion, and bonus-episode chaos—exactly as intended.

The Christmas bonus episode kicks off the only way it can—with yet another Gunter accident calamity. Was that supposed to be the entire episode? Maybe. But since when have Marshall and Gunter ever followed a plan?

From there, the conversation drifts into some of Marshall’s favorite Christmas things, with the usual tangents, commentary, and mild chaos along the way. Eventually, they do manage to pull it together long enough to wish you a happy holiday season.

It’s festive, it’s unstructured, and it’s exactly the kind of holiday nonsense you’ve come to expect. 🎄