This week, Dirky Dirk (aka Tiny Dirka) sets his sights on the ultimate "Aussie battler" himself: Dave Hughes. For over a decade, Hughesy slept soundly at the political wheel—ignoring Tony Abbott's broken promises and Scott Morrison's missing integrity commissions. But the second Anthony Albanese breathed near his capital gains and superannuation concessions? The Murdoch sleeper agent was activated.
Join Dirk as he broadcasts live from Rupert Murdoch’s massage parlour to interrogate the sudden, crazed awakening of Dave Hughes. We dive into his broad-daylight operational briefings with Angus Taylor, the wealthy business backers funding his crusade, and his ultimate threat to abandon the country for a zero-CGT haven in New Zealand.
Let this be a lesson to future Prime Ministers: you can dodge an integrity commission, but never touch a comedian's property portfolio.
Episode Highlights:
The Decade-Long Slumber: Why faulty toasters got more outrage than federal politics.
The Sleeper Agent: Is the oversized t-shirt just the perfect camouflage for hoarding landlord wealth?
The Exodus: Threatening to flee the country to save a fraction of a percent on a multi-million dollar property empire.
Follow the true journalism:
Read the full investigations, "DAVE HUGHES FORGETS TO TARGET PRIME MINISTERS UNTIL IT ACTUALLY COSTS HIM MONEY" and "THE HUGHESY PROTOCOL," out now by the Masthead Whisperer.
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Aug 9 20265 min