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Lo, today we didst throw an emergency show because the Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs.

SMITE!

Today we covered:

• Reports that Trump found out at a governors' breakfast and immediately started raging and swearing about "these effing courts," because nothing says leadership like ruining brunch

• The latest polls from Harry Enten

• Kevin Hassett getting caught confidently wrong on camera right before the ruling dropped, which warmed our divine heart

• Fox News having to explain the ruling in real time

• President Epstein crashes out for an hour and looks totally miserable while God and Jesus mock him

• "I'm very good at reading language"

• The running question nobody answered: "When will you give us our money back, ahole?"

Happy Friday, humans! Enjoy this emergency reaction episode of the God Show.

Love,

God

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Dear Humans,

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LO, today we didst celebrate the UK arresting Prince Andrew over the Epstein fallout, because it's a rare sight in 2026: rich people facing consequences.

Then we watched Trump's "Board of Peace" event devolve into a surreal hostage photo op, complete with music that made the whole thing feel like a cursed wedding reception.

We also covered:

• MAGA eating itself alive after the Epstein file drops, including Bannon's texts and that "25th Amendment" bombshell

• Why the DOJ "Make America Safe Again" banner looks like a message to the country: I control justice, so give up now

• Les Wexner getting called out as a key money pipeline behind Epstein's empire

• Howard Lutnick allegedly buying a mansion next to Epstein through a trust for ten dollars, because apparently corruption comes with a Groupon

They want you exhausted.

They want you to give up.

Tonight is proof that the walls of their pedo-empire are falling down.

Nothing on Earth will stop this reckoning.

Love,

God

Dear Humans,

Today we replayed the moment Trump tried to dodge Epstein questions from Kaitlan Collins by doing what he always does with a woman reporter: insults, sexism, and "why don't you smile."

Then we watched her go on Colbert and explain the obvious: you don't "smile" while asking questions about survivors. Her calm response made his behavior look even worse.

We also covered:

• Ted Lieu laying out what the law actually says about "party guys" and accountability

• Wexner doing the "I was duped" routine on the day he's being questioned

• Europe pushing forward with investigations while the U.S. keeps trying to stall

They want you tired and quiet. Don't give them the Me-damned satisfaction.

Love,

God