We discuss double GW26, the best Saka replacements from Rice to Rogers to Enzo to Mbeumo, how Elliot Anderson keeps scamming points, why Florian Wirtz is guaranteed to blank this week (it's science), and the best captain if you're not feeling boring Bruno Fernandes.

Wildcarding this early in the season is just so risky. No sensible FPL manager would do it. That's where we come in. We also discuss why we're probably not captaining the pen merchant from Manchester, just so we can captain the other pen merchant from Manchester. We also talk Haaland, Semenyo, Mbeumo, Joao Pedro, and much more.

Foden and Haaland useless. Bruno G and Tavernier injured. Man United playing 4 defenders again. Everything is going wrong. Pure FPL chaos.But chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. Some refuse to climb and cling on to their free transfers. Not us though.

Unlike Ruben Amorim, you can't get rid of us. We discuss Cunha replacements, why Antoine Semenyo at Man City might be the best pick in FPL since Antoine Semenyo at Bournemouth, who is the best Bruno right now, and why we're not captaining Haaland this week.

We discuss Gabriel, cheaper alternatives to Gabriel including Tarkowski, Mukiele and Alderete, Semenyo replacements, Morgan Rogers, Anthony Gordon, and if we're stupid/brave/really stupid enough to not captain Haaland this week. Will he blank 3 times in a row? Tune in for the answer.

Sam is back from a 96-point week (no chips used) to tell you who the best Bruno replacement is, and whether he will be captaining Ekitike. We also look ahead to GW19, Igor Thiago, Michael Keane, and more. No ads, no models, no product placement, just good FPL vibes.

The best picks for the Christmas period in every position (including goalkeeper), Arsenal defence, Liverpool midfield and attack, Igor Thiago and KDH replacements, Man Utd without their AFCON stars, Free Hit, Triple Captain and just generally why Antoine Semenyo and Hugo Ekitike will absolutely certainly cook this week. No ads, no models, no product placement, just good FPL vibes.

Munoz out. Saliba out. Timber flagged. Salah finished. Haaland washed (if you don't watch UCL games). Bruno essential (if teams keep giving him pens for no reason). We discuss all that and more, including the best picks in every position this week as we immediately use all 5 of our free transfers to fly up the ranks.